You or your alter ego?

Alter ego, I'm terrified of heights.

Wear un-ironed clothes?

Alter ego definitely

Join a commune?

Alter ego, for sure.

Learn a new language?

Me. This is one of my personal goals for real life me lol

Agree to an arranged marriage?

I don't even want to get married of my own volition so absolutely not.

Go on a quiz show on TV?

My alter ego. I think I’d be too nervous to actually do it. I’d possibly freeze up.

Tell someone off when they’ve got on your bad side?

Me. I don't have a filter.

Get so drunk that you forget your own name?

My alter ego hahaha lol

Bring back that 2000 trend of showing your thong?

Alter ego, no way I could pull that off!

Sing in front of a crowd of people?

Alter ego because she’d actually sound good

Spend $50,000 in one day?

Has someone given me it because if so, me. I could easily spend that in one day. Realistically though, alter ego because I don't have that kind of money.

Move to another country?

Me? I'm not ruling it out.

Start a band?

Me, I've done it in the past and I'd love to do it again.

Adopt a bunch of homeless dogs?

Alter ego. I don't like dogs all too much.

Fly first class?

Alter ego. I don't really mind economy and I'd rather spend the money that I'd spend on first class on spends for when I'm at my destination. Besides, I basically always either fly easyJet or KLM and none of them have 'first class' as such, it's just a fancy bit at the front of the plane where the seats are a tiny bit more comfortable. There's no point in paying any extra when I can slum it in economy.

Spend over £500 on a new mobile phone?

I doubt it. That's a lot of money for a phone.

Star in a musical?

Alter ego. Unless I'm in the choir or an instrumentalist, in which case I've done both but singing / playing a part? Nopenopenope.

Move to a foreign country where you don't speak the language?

Alter ego.

Get a tattoo of a child hood cartoon?

Alter ego...I don’t think I could actually really get a tattoo because of the needles and steps you have to take afterwards scares the piss out of me!

Try to make a living from being a professional cosplayer?

Alter ego

Go hiking in the mountains?