Would You Go For...

Yeah, look, that's me so I can't complain. I'm trying
And short nails are better than long nails.

Someone who pops their pimples in front of you?

I mean yes but I'd rather they let me do it. I'm one of those weird ones that likes popping pimples.

Someone who had no idea how to cook?

I don't mind. As long as they're open to learning and cooking with me.

Someone who is allergic to cats / dogs?

Yea lol because I don’t have any pets atm so it wouldn’t be a problem. Also, I’m not sure if I’ll ever be truly ready to commit to raising okw in the near future any time soon, either. So, it would be a non issue

Someone who lived in another country and that you’ve never met face to face before? And he/she refused to face time?

Nope. At this point in time I don't think LDR would suit my lifestyle.

Someone who was interested in polyamory / open relationships?

Yes! I wouldn’t let that stop me from having a relationship with someone I really love if they wanted a polygamous/open relationship. Although I would feel more comfortable if it was a sister-wives type situation, because I don’t like the idea of having multiple sexual partners any time you get the random urge to hook up with someone you see that’s hot (because I don’t think it’s good in the longterm health wise. Someone’s going to come home with a STD). But if it was a controlled, this-is-what-it-is, and these are the people involved in our situation type thing...than yeah. I could deal with sharing the person I’m in love with with someone else.

Someone who decided they are trans while in your relationship?

I don't think I could stay. I'm assuming that our sex life would alter quite significantly and I have zero attraction to men / male genitalia. However, this is entirely hypothetical, I may think differently if it actually happened, and I have no doubt that I would not stop loving them as a person. A relationship, however, may just be unsustainable.

Someone who had cheated in every past relationship?

Absolutely not, I ain't trusting that.

Someone who refuses to let you meet their parents?

Yes, because I can respect their wishes. And since I love them I feel like I'm in a relationship with them and not their parents, so it wouldn't bother me too much. We can be our own little family.

Someone who only comes up to your thighs in height?

They would be 80cm tall, max. Nope.

Someone who had four kids?

Nope. I don't do children.

Someone who ate nothing but baked beans on toast?

If that’s their thing than yes! I could go that far for love LOL. I do pretty weird things with food, too (or at least not so popular things lol)

Someone who didn’t know anything about politics and didn’t vote/take a active role in real world issues?

My current gf doesn't really like politics but I'm trying to get her into it. It's so important, so ordinarily I would want a partner who has some political knowledge.

Someone who spends all their money as soon as they get it?

I kind of do that, but no I don’t think I could go that far for love. One of us need to be finacially responsible in this relationship or else the love won’t be easy if we’re just worried about bills and money problems

Someone who always spoke harshly/sarcastically to you, but their actions toward you are always kind and loving/caring?

Did my gf ghostwrite that. As long as their words are not harsh in a mean way, I don't see why not. I like having a bit of banter in a relationship.

Someone who wanted to marry you within five weeks?

Absolutely not, I don't wanna get married after 5 years, never mind 5 weeks. That'd scare me off.

Someone who leaves their toenail clippings all over the floor?

Gross, no. Clean it up, it's not that hard.

Someone who always hogged the AUX cord?

Depends on their music taste In all seriousness, probably. I can't have the AUX cord any more anyway, because I constantly change the song before it's finished. I'm one of those people.

Someone who drove very erratically?

Yeah, I'll just drive everywhere.

Someone who thinks sweatpants are great pants for every occasion?

I don't see why not. I mean, if they're comfortable then why not? I'm not exactly the best-dressed either so it isn't a big deal!

Someone who has the opposite political affiliations from you?