Would You Go For...

No. I like cooking and sharing the food that I cook.

Someone who had a diet opposite to you e.g. omni / vegan

I don't see why not. I mean, as long as I don't have to eat meat I don't care.

Someone who is perpetually unemployed?

No because then we'd both be broke

Someone who frequently called you the name of one of their exes that they still have feelings for? (Although they extremely apologize when they do and treat you right)

Um nope. I'd feel like second fiddle the whole time and that ain't happening.

Someone who only spoke in rhymes?

Heck yeah. I would speak back in puns.

Someone who is ALWAYS rude to customer service employees?

No lol Because that’s just really annoying. Sorry. We can’t be together if you do that. That’s a big pet peeve of mine and would turn me off to them even if I loved everything else about them. It feels like that’d be a deal breaker.

Someone who had the tendency to break your things?

As long as they don't break my heart.

Someone who only texted you things like "oof" and "yikes" when you tell them about something bad?

Yeah, I don't see why not. I don't text massive passages either.

Someone who insisted on getting up at 5:30AM every day without fail?

As long as they don't get me up with them

Someone who only ate pancakes?

I mean yeah why not I could get into that.

Someone who only showered once every week?

Ah, no.

Someone who showered three times a day?

Yeah lol but that is a bit excessive. However, if I loved them than I’d just see it as something they like to do lol

Someone who had a severe mental illness? (Bipolar Disorder, Schizophrenia, Borderline Personality Disorder, etc)

There's literally no reason why I wouldn't, mental illness is in no way a deal-breaker for me.

Someone who constantly left crumbs in bed?

I could do it. It's easy to brush crumbs out of bed.

Someone who left toenail clippings everywhere?

God no, that's a pet hate of mine. I'd end up totally losing the plot.

Somebody who hates dogs?

Totally fine with me. I'm not a big fan of dogs.

Someone who never washed their dirty dishes?

Yeah, that's fine. I don't either so I can't judge.

Someone who spoils movie / TV plots?

No

Someone who works night shift?

Yeah, I don't see why not. I'm a borderline insomniac at the moment anyway so it probably wouldn't make much of a difference.

Someone who constantly forgets major events (birthdays, anniversaries, etc)?

I don't really mind. If they forget my birthday that would be great!

Someone who bites their nails?