Are You Perverted?

No, I'm not. I'm not perverted. At all.

I will agree...I am very perverted

I feel like it's in my nature. I think sexually alot ha, and though I've never had sex (God forbid it! I'm only seventeen) a lot of people assume that I did because of how nasty and sexual I make everything.

And on top of that, my fantasies are locked and caged in my brain because if it wasn't, the world would explode

I prefer the term 'sexually liberated'.

But, yes. The answer you are looking for is 'yes'.

*raises hand awkwardly*

Yeah. Actually I just came back from my friends house. And yup, in school me him, and another dude are the ones that... Well, example: today I was sitting at lunch and my friend sat down with me and asked me to go to his house after school. Which is where I got back from. My other friend gets back from getting her lunch and this boy that neither of us even know goes (loudly) "NOOOO! GABRIELLE! DON'T! THEY'LL RAPE YOU!" so yeah.

Anyway, at his house, we were going upstairs to his room (and before you think anything, I went over his house because of a Minecraft Let's Play we're doing. And babysitting. I babysit his younger sisters.) and his cat trips him down the steps. As we successfully made it up the steps he says, "God, sonetimes I just want to punt my cat out the window." and to show, he opens his window and throws a football into his yard. He turned around and I start doing hand motions for sex right in front of his face, occaisionally saying 'cat' or 'window'. I do not know how that came up. At all. But the rest of the time I spent there was mostly a game of truth or dare that was extreamly dramatic and we somehow made even that extremely perverted.

A dare was (for him) "Pick another player and "propose" to him/her. Finding something green to use as a ring will give you bonus points!"
So yeah, he did that and it basically ended up with dirty and/or racist jokes :/.

Yeah, that Minecraft let's play is NEVER going to get finished. Oh well. It things continue like they did today, I'll be happy. :)

My boyfriend said he had a dream he was "hooking up" with this dude. And I immediately thought sex dreams but he just meant "meeting up" and he let me tease him about his non-existent gay sex dreams for a good fifteen minutes before I realized what I was doing.

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We make a lot of "that's what she said" jokes at work and the other day my manager happened to say "I want one in each hole" and it was just the most perfect one but even I felt that was too inappropriate for work. (Apparently she said it and the other co-worker had to walk away laughing.)

I had a former manager who liked to say random innuendo (like "balls") because he knew it made me giggle.

I love adults that understand the non-dirty dirty joke.

@ dru seems insane.
That's what she said jokes are always funny, I reckon. Especially if they're said at the most innocent moments but when you say it it's like o.O but hilarious in the same way, if the makes any sense.

Occasionally my friends and I make 'that's what he said' jokes but I find it's not nearly as funny as when 'she' says them.

That awkward moment when you rear end somebody on the way home from work because you were thinking dirty things and not paying attention to the road...

Oops.

Ah the perverted things I think and say are endless in Fijian.

I was helping a friend with a photo shoot a few days ago and the photographer told one of the models to go up behind another, and to 'lean over him.' I would have done a spit take if I'd been drinking something. Two other people there burst into giggles too though. They totally got what I was thinking

unfortunately I am D:

my 7-year-old cousin and I were walking down my street last Easter and we passed my neighbor's house, and my neighbor's cats were out so my cousin goes, "Kara, look at all the pussies!" and I had to stop a moment and force myself to say something different from what was going on in my head.

plus the various "that's what she said" jokes and suggestive looks I give my friends on a daily basis

Oh, yeah, I remember this thread. I'm not as perverted as I used to be, but I'm still perverted.

Anyway, I guess now I'm more curious about random sexual things than I'd like to admit. I've recently been playing a lot of Mass Effect, and there are these sex scenes (or romance scenes, if you will) with your alien crew members and I'm just sitting there thinking "What the hell would they look like naked?" or something similar. Sometimes, I wonder "How would they even do it?"

Oh...I am so innocent and yet so not.

yes yes i am...physically i am an innocent angel :) mentally i'm satin's sperm ;D 50 shades of grey was written on my provocative night thoughts.

You know you and your best friend are perverted when you're watching Food Network
and the the judge says "Ok, so -insert contestant's name here-'s taco tasted good"
so your best friend looks at you and you try not to burst into laughter.

Rae-Dene:

yes yes i am...physically i am an innocent angel :) mentally i'm satin's sperm ;D 50 shades of grey was written on my provocative night thoughts.

When I finished reading 50 shades of grey I was wondering where the hell the kinky sex was, cause I've found none.
It was all misleading advertising, imo.

Guess I'm a perv then.

I'm a guy so yeah I am...me and my friends are pervs all the time but when you get me and my bud banger-ang in the same room its like nothin can stop the jokes...even his name is a perv joke!

Today my boyfriend said the skin on the balls of his feet was getting thick and I died.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Definitely. The other night my mom said "tuna with white sauce" and I died laughing at the "white sauce". My dad understood why I was laughing and so he lost it too, but we had to explain it to my mom. About like it's terrible when I had to explain to my mom what "jizz" meant, and I had to explain to my parents what "motorboating" is. Probably the most awkward I've ever felt in my life.

@ independence.
You had to explain to your parents what motoboating is? Oh good gracious that's amazing.
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I'm completely innocent. :v Hey, stop laughing.

@ Flying Bunny.
It was so awkward. My mom asked how I knew and I was like "...I watch a lot of TV."

Yes, oh my gosh.

Sometimes I will be in the middle of a sexual thought and then I'll be like 'I am so going to hell for thinking this'.