Are You Perverted?

Absolutely...

I like to keep my mind in the Gutter.

;)

My best friend and I have very open conversations, which eventually leads to perverted conversations. Now it happens and we don't realize it.

:D i am. I shouldn't be, but i am. ^-^ I have informed so many people about some perverted meanings and such. I remember in like, 5th grade, my friends not knowing what all these perverted meanings were and I explaned, i learned stuff at a young age..... :( ha! That, to me, sounded somewhat dirty. I dont know, i'll hear things and in my mind something totally perverted pops up. It's horrible at school because most of the time i bust out laughing when i hear something that sounds perverted.... wow. -_-

HannahRiot!:

My best friend and I have very open conversations, which eventually leads to perverted conversations. Now it happens and we don't realize it.

basically the same with my friends and I. :P

Me and my sister laugh like loons whenever we see this Mr. Lube advert, as their motto is “Doing it right before your eyes.” :tehe:

I totally am.
I'm always the first to get the dirty jokes.

A few months ago, I was on a school band trip and we made so many "that's what she said" jokes. First they were funny...

Andie: What are we waiting for?
Me: That's what she said!

Then, they made no sense whatsoever...

Jordan: There are ducks in the water.
Andie: That's what she said!

...We're very immature. :D

As dorky as this may sound, my band teacher was explaining to us how to get better sound out of our trumpets...but it sounded like he was explaining how to give a blowjob :XD

"Just put your lips together and blow! The tighter you push them, the higher the sound you get out of it!"

"Make sure you're pushing the air fast too. It just doesn't feel right if you don't."

:lmfao

M-Dog:

As dorky as this may sound, my band teacher was explaining to us how to get better sound out of our trumpets...but it sounded like he was explaining how to give a blowjob :XD

"Just put your lips together and blow! The tighter you push them, the higher the sound you get out of it!"

"Make sure you're pushing the air fast too. It just doesn't feel right if you don't."

:lmfao

Oh my God!
That is hilarious!

My sister and I would always joke about our school mascot being a Trojan and so many girls in our school were pregnant.
My best friend and I can't have a converstaion that doesn't lead to something dirty or perverted.

I am such a perv. I don't look like one, but I am. :XD I shock people.

:XD

I relate everything to sex.

I'll say something and then catch myself and realize that what I said was really perverted. >D
I won't mean it.
But if I don't catch it when I'm in a group of friends....they will.
Plus,
Its funnier when I realize it for myself. =)

I'm usually the first to realize I say something perverted without meaning to.

unless I'm with my guy friends.
they wait for me to say stuff like that.
they wait like a lion waits for it's prey o_O

kind creepy how perverted we all are, really :XD

My worst perverted moment ever. It will get me sent to Hell. :XD

We were driving home, and I was daydreaming out of the window. There's this church which always has inspirational posters outside to make you join them at Sunday service.

This weeks's one? "God's Favourite Word: COME!"

The car was silent as I busted out laughing, hysterically :XD

Oh man.
I'm not so bad now as I used to be but I was pretty perverted.
Someone would just ahve to say something and I'd either burst out laughing or give them a look that sort of said "Oh really?" or something along those lines.

Now whenever one of my friends suggest that I said something perverted I'd deny it, because I normally didn't think of it that way. It's just 'cause they got so used to my mind being in the gutter.
I still have my moments sometimes though.

"That's what she said" is pretty old, but my brother and I still get our laughs out of it. Especially when our mom asks what's so funny. We tried explaining the phrase to her, but it's difficult to translate into Korean xD

I just remembered some memorable ones :XD
My brother and I were joking about Eragon, so that's where they originated from.

"Hey Arya, have you seen my dragon?"
"Yeah, Saphira's just gone flying."
"... Not that dragon."

Not very original, I know, but then continuing along those lines...

"Hey Arya, you wanna be a dragon rider too?" *suggestive head nod ~~*

Eragon, you sleaze :XD
My brother thought it was about the funniest thing in the world, but that's just him.
We're so immature :tehe:

My group of friends at school have got to be the most immature people in the year. :XD We make so many sexual jokes/innuendos. And fake chav insults, like 'your mum's got no nob!' It's hilarious. :)

Last month, which I totally forgot about until they put it on youtube.., my buds from a local band were folling around filming eachother and stuff. Walking down the street, Johnny was like, "You all are probably wondering how it is we're walking down the street in broad daylight. We're getting pretty big and it's getting hard."
I snickered, of course.
Jared's like, "Johnny said big and hard. Haha, big and hard! BIG AND HARD! Bradon what do you think about big and hard?"
Brandon 'wild stallion' said, "I like them BIG and HARD..."
And, momentarilly, Jared was like, "They're like, hey hey look it's Johnny, Jared, Brandon and Brandon from Dead End Avenue."
I was like, "It's two BJs."
Brandon 'wild stallion' laughed very sarcastically.
So, everyone I know are huge perverts. It's all good.