Misheard Lyrics

  • Trash Hologram.

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    Ever heard a song and thought they were singing one thing but it was actually something completely different?



    Share!
    August 22nd, 2009 at 07:22pm
  • Smooth Criminal

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    Well, I always thought in Birthday Sex it was saying Birthday Text. But now I know. :XD
    August 22nd, 2009 at 07:23pm
  • nearly witches;

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    'I'm a meaty man.
    & the laso's evil.
    I'm also into cats.'

    This Ain't a Scene, It's an Armsrace.:XD
    August 22nd, 2009 at 07:24pm
  • FICTION

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    ^ :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao I'm crying from laughing so hard.

    "I've got two quarters and a hot dog" from Dance Dance [misheard by a friend when I was singing it]. :XD
    August 22nd, 2009 at 07:28pm
  • icet94

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    Fall Out Boy mishead lyrics are the best. Fin.
    August 22nd, 2009 at 07:29pm
  • Mrs Carpetlegs

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    I'm a little man. I'm so evil also in to cats :tehe:
    August 22nd, 2009 at 07:30pm
  • Obsessions Lie

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    Night wish-wishmaster

    I saw it on you tube a thought it was the real lyrics
    (real one)
    Master!
    Apprentice!
    Heart born!
    Seventh seeker!
    warrior!
    Disciple!
    In me the Wish Master!

    (misheard)
    Hamster!
    A dentist!
    Hard Porn!
    Seventh seagull!
    warrior!
    This riffle!
    In me the Fish Master!
    August 22nd, 2009 at 07:37pm
  • pretty monsters

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    "We're going down down dododododododo
    and sugar we're going down swinging.
    I'll be your number one with a bullet.
    I know you got contacts, cock it and pull it.

    Is this more than you bargained for yet?
    Tell mommy I'm watching you two from the closet
    wishing to be the friction in your jeans."

    Sugar We're Going Down- Fall Out Boy :tehe:
    August 22nd, 2009 at 08:48pm
  • purple haze.

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    "Throwing penis down the aisle...stupid but it made you smile"
    Air Hostess - it's actually peanuts not penis :lmfao
    August 22nd, 2009 at 08:53pm
  • icet94

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    I'm a little man. I'm so evil also in to cats :tehe:
    -dies-
    That's my favorite! :D
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    August 22nd, 2009 at 09:11pm
  • Trash Hologram.

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    'This ain't a city, it's a golf cart assface.'

    Also from This Ain't a Scene...
    Oh Patrick Stump. Making fun of your terrible diction is just too easy.
    August 22nd, 2009 at 09:14pm
  • pretty monsters

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    There were a few Panic at the Disco ones that I can't think of at the moment.
    August 22nd, 2009 at 09:28pm
  • katy perry.

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    I misheard SO much FOB. :lmfao

    "I am an assfeeler"
    "This ain't a scene, you're a god damn assface"
    "Thanks for the mamaries"
    August 22nd, 2009 at 09:35pm
  • Live_Life_Loud

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    "E tastes like Q on a swinger"
    from Thanks for the Memories by Fall out boy.
    It's actually "He tastes like you only sweeter"
    They have some hilarious misheard videos on You Tube. :lmfao
    August 22nd, 2009 at 09:40pm
  • occulta.

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    "Fuck a sheep" Tatu Show me love Russian version. :tehe:

    Oh yeah... Numa Numa... :XD

    "Sit down, Picasso
    Graze the flesh there, No my, no my "A". :lmfao"
    August 22nd, 2009 at 09:44pm
  • The Marty Parade

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    :lmfao Misheard FOB lyrics are the best :hand:
    August 22nd, 2009 at 09:57pm
  • exterminate.

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    And if you take me down, would you lick me out?

    MCR - Skylines and Turnstiles. Everytime I listen to it I always laugh because it sounds like that, it's actually lay me out.
    August 22nd, 2009 at 11:07pm
  • ravegirl.

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    Fall Out Boy has to be the best, but some AFI stuff is funny too.
    August 22nd, 2009 at 11:11pm
  • The Warden's Wife

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    "The Monkeys tripping, singing vows before we exchange smoke rings"
    Fall out Boy - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed.
    August 25th, 2009 at 04:04am
  • isangelical.

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    Fall Out Boy has to be the best, but some AFI stuff is funny too.
    :lmfao! I was just about to post an AFI one of my own!

    I'll be fucking you to sleep

    When the lyrics are actually I'll be those common words spoken uniquely.

    Don't ask how I got that.
    August 25th, 2009 at 04:08am