Misheard Lyrics

Ever heard a song and thought they were singing one thing but it was actually something completely different?



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Well, I always thought in Birthday Sex it was saying Birthday Text. But now I know. :XD

'I'm a meaty man.
& the laso's evil.
I'm also into cats.'

This Ain't a Scene, It's an Armsrace.:XD

^ :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao I'm crying from laughing so hard.

"I've got two quarters and a hot dog" from Dance Dance [misheard by a friend when I was singing it]. :XD

Fall Out Boy mishead lyrics are the best. Fin.

I'm a little man. I'm so evil also in to cats :tehe:

Night wish-wishmaster

I saw it on you tube a thought it was the real lyrics
(real one)
Master!
Apprentice!
Heart born!
Seventh seeker!
warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wish Master!

(misheard)
Hamster!
A dentist!
Hard Porn!
Seventh seagull!
warrior!
This riffle!
In me the Fish Master!

"We're going down down dododododododo
and sugar we're going down swinging.
I'll be your number one with a bullet.
I know you got contacts, cock it and pull it.

Is this more than you bargained for yet?
Tell mommy I'm watching you two from the closet
wishing to be the friction in your jeans."

Sugar We're Going Down- Fall Out Boy :tehe:

"Throwing penis down the aisle...stupid but it made you smile"
Air Hostess - it's actually peanuts not penis :lmfao

inconsiderate:

I'm a little man. I'm so evil also in to cats :tehe:

-dies-
That's my favorite! :D
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'This ain't a city, it's a golf cart assface.'

Also from This Ain't a Scene...
Oh Patrick Stump. Making fun of your terrible diction is just too easy.

There were a few Panic at the Disco ones that I can't think of at the moment.

I misheard SO much FOB. :lmfao

"I am an assfeeler"
"This ain't a scene, you're a god damn assface"
"Thanks for the mamaries"

"E tastes like Q on a swinger"
from Thanks for the Memories by Fall out boy.
It's actually "He tastes like you only sweeter"
They have some hilarious misheard videos on You Tube. :lmfao

"Fuck a sheep" Tatu Show me love Russian version. :tehe:

Oh yeah... Numa Numa... :XD

"Sit down, Picasso
Graze the flesh there, No my, no my "A". :lmfao"

:lmfao Misheard FOB lyrics are the best :hand:

And if you take me down, would you lick me out?

MCR - Skylines and Turnstiles. Everytime I listen to it I always laugh because it sounds like that, it's actually lay me out.

Fall Out Boy has to be the best, but some AFI stuff is funny too.

"The Monkeys tripping, singing vows before we exchange smoke rings"
Fall out Boy - 20 Dollar Nose Bleed.

maneater.:

Fall Out Boy has to be the best, but some AFI stuff is funny too.

:lmfao! I was just about to post an AFI one of my own!

I'll be fucking you to sleep

When the lyrics are actually I'll be those common words spoken uniquely.

Don't ask how I got that.