Misheard Lyrics

I Don't Believe You -P!nk

What I heard: You're a sweet scent and I'm the kid that falls.
Actual lyrics: You're the swing set and I'm the kid that falls.

Wow good one me.

In "Only Girl" by Rihanna:
What I heard: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot pie."
What she actually says: "I want you to love me, like I'm a hot ride."

"Peacemaker" by Green Day

I heard: I am a killjoy, fuck Detroit, I drink from a well of rage.
actual words: I am a killjoy from Detroit, I drink from a well of rage.

So, my apologies to Detroit for the past like 6 years. Better late than never?

"Drunk in Love" by Beyonce

Misheard : We woke up in the kitchen saying hi to healthy dishes, happy home, baby.
Real: We woke up in the kitchen saying how the hell did this shit happen oh baby.

I really don't understand the problem bc I'm pretty sure my lyrics are way better tbh

"We're Going to Ibiza!" -- Vengaboys

Misheard: Oh, we're going to eat pizza
Real: Oh, we're going to Ibiza.

Misheard it when I was a child, asked my dad and he said those were the lyrics. I genuinely thought those were the lyrics until I was like 16. I blame him.

"Stolen Dance" by Milky Chance

What I heard: Do the boogie all night long, stolen paradise
Actual lyrics: Do the boogie all night long, stoned in paradise

I still refuse to believe my lyrics aren't right

(You Drive Me) Crazy - Britney Spears

Actual lyric: "You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep. I'm so excited, I'm in too deep."
What I heard: "You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep. I'm so excited, I'm in 2D."

I'm Blue - Eiffel 65

Actual lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
What I heard: I'm blue I would beat off a guy

My friend told me that last night and now I'm scarred.

fala amo.:

I'm Blue - Eiffel 65

Actual lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
What I heard: I'm blue I would beat off a guy

My friend told me that last night and now I'm scarred.

Adding on from this

What I heard: I'm blue, if I was green I would die