Misheard Lyrics

Paul Griffiths.:

Trash Hologram.:

Paul Griffiths.:

When Kris Allen sang Ain't No Sunshine, it sounded like he said 'Anal Sunshine.'

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haha, yeah. it makes me laugh everytime i hear it.
:lmfao

Kradam. ~~

^ :lmfao OMG WIN WIN :lmfao

Hinder's Lips of an angel.

Well my cousin's
the next room
sometimes I wish she was you.

Heard it and went :omfg:
"EWW WTF GROSS HIS COUSIN"

:XD

Whenever I listen to "Wake the Dead" by The Used, it usually sounds like, "Rape the dead" to me. xD

iVenganza!:

Whenever I listen to "Wake the Dead" by The Used, it usually sounds like, "Rape the dead" to me. xD

Lol wouldn't put it past them...

When I first heard Nickelback's "How You Remind Me" I thought he said

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
Tired of living like a black man

instead of "blind"

I was like :shock: then when I figured it out :lmfao :lmfao

Today I was listening to Mayday Parade with my friend Gillian and she thought they said 'shaved your legs for me' when it really said 'and she fell into me.' :tehe:

'So why don't you blow me , why kiss before she goes'
The sharpest lives - MCR

Mkay so I have the ultimate.

In Ogre, Ruki is singing something about God and not having faith, but since his Engrish is sometimes shaky, it sounds like he's saying 'Go kill yourself, bitch, you make my balls ache' or ''Go kill yourself, bitch, you make me ballface'. Either way, makes me question him a little.
:lmfao

"So, why don't you blow me or kiss before she goes?"
It's actually "blow me a kiss" but yeah, I didn't hear it that way for the longest time.
:lmfao

So, I knew I heard this one wrong. Kristen was singing to herself and I knew I heard her wrong, but I had to ask.

Heard: I never bounce a check so give it a baby.
Actually: I never bounce a check, so give it up, baby.

"There's a liar in Chicago"
From Chicago is So Two Years Ago by Fall Out Boy.
It's actually "There's a light on in Chicago"

Welcome to the Black Parade, I thought it was "Although, you're synagogue believers." for three years till I found out it was "Although you're dead and gone. believe me."
I was convinced Ray was Jewish,

Heard: We're three quarters of a boy band.
Actual Lyric: We're two quarters and a heart down.

Heard: Why don't you show me a little bit of spark you've been saving for his bedrest, love?
Actual Lyric: Why don't you show me a little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress, love?

I mishear a lot of FOB lyrics. I love Patrick and his voice to death, but he doesn't have the greatest diction in the world.

druscilla the poet.:

I mishear a lot of FOB lyrics. I love Patrick and his voice to death, but he doesn't have the greatest diction in the world.

Yeah, I agree.
Half the time I didn't know what the fuck he was on about

When I first heard "Ebony And Ivory" by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney, I thought Paul McCartney was singing "we all know black people are the same wherever you go" and I was like WHAT THE HELL, PAUL?

But he was actually saying "we all know that people are the same wherever you go."

You know what's pretty legendary, though? When Bob Dylan introduced The Beatles to smoking pot, he had thought The Beatles were already smoking because he misinterpreted the lyrics to "I Want To Hold Your Hand"

He had heard "I get high, I get high, I get high!"
But it's really "I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide"
XD I thought that was awesome, anyways.

likely lads:

You know what's pretty legendary, though? When Bob Dylan introduced The Beatles to smoking pot, he had thought The Beatles were already smoking because he misinterpreted the lyrics to "I Want To Hold Your Hand"

He had heard "I get high, I get high, I get high!"
But it's really "I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide"
XD I thought that was awesome, anyways.

EPIC!

"The chair is not my son" Billy Jean, Micheal Jackson.

Metro Station. Makes it worse.
Heard; Well if she does it like this, will you do her like that?
Whoops.

"Party queens if you wanna be seen take a shit where you sleep and smile real wide for the pop pop pop pop pop papa murphy's."

'Smile for the paparazzi' - Cobra Starship

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I'm totally gonna sing that instead.

I always sung: I'm a little man, and I'm oh so evil, also into cats, also into cats! when I listened to This Ain't a Scene.

The real lyrics are: I'm a leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate

I thought Pete Wentz was a cat-enthusiast for quite a while.