Misheard Lyrics

^ Sounds like frogs. No, toads. With sore throats.

When listening to Paralyzed by The used,

I heard: how can a fish fight be romantic?
and it's actually: how can a fist fight be romantic?

Fuck. It's an owl.

In the song Birthday Sex, he says 'Think I got you pinned''
I thought that he said, 'Think I got you peeing.'

Six feet under the stars by all time low;

Lyric; Fingerprints sell me out.
Nonsense that I heard; Fingerprints on the iPod.

When listening to Death Before Disco by MCR...
Actual lyric: "Alright, do it again"
What I heard: "I'll fuck you in the ass."

...I'm not even joking.

I thought Birthday Sex was "First Date Sex"

Restless Heart Syndrome by Green Day has the lyric I'm elated, medicated.. I keep hearing in my head, I'm elated, constipated.

-headdesk-

That's by me. .

See, I always hear "mix on my toesies" instead of "Myxomatosis" when I listen to Myxomatosis by Radiohead. Then again, every word Thom Yorke sings always sounds like something else. .

When listening to '1, 2 Step', it says, Strut my stuff, and yes I flaunt it.
While I heard, Strut my stuff, and yes I farted.

Through it all, the rise and fall, the bathtubs in the streets.

Welcome to the Black Parade.

calling all creeps.:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch=hsazaUfjHPM[/youtube]

All I hear is "Tweet tweet twa-tweet tweet tweet!!!!"

jeordie.:

When listening to Death Before Disco by MCR...
Actual lyric: "Alright, do it again"
What I heard: "I'll fuck you in the ass."

SAME!

Bodies by Drowning Pool.
Actual: "Beaten, why for?"
I heard: "Beaten waffle!"



There was this really cool misheard lyrics video for St. Jimmy by Green Day, way back when, but I can't find it anymore

star crossed lovers.:

Bodies by Drowning Pool.
Actual: "Beaten, why for?"
I heard: "Beaten waffle!"

I heard that too!

I always sing the song with the misheard lyric's chorus now.

I was just listening to Jonny Sniper by Enter Shikari and I swear I heard WAYT-ing saved the world... where I think it's meant to be painting a picture of myself.

In Psychosocial (Slipknot) I always thought it said 'that fat chick was a virgin'... It actually says 'subversion, pseudo-sacred, pyscho virgin'.


Though I'm glad my friend thought they said the same thing when he first heard it. I felt not so alone.

The best misheard lyrics thing I've seen by far was when Braniac did that live tour thing. It was incredible.

Me in the audience during the video: .

Seriously. That's what I was doing. People were looking at me.

Also, the lyric 'I'll always be there for you, oh oh, my future love' from Klaxons' song Gravity's Rainbow always sounds to me like 'I'll always be there for you, oh oh, my feud chair love'.

What the hell is a feud chair? .

In the song Don't Tell Dave by Dance Gavin Dance I thought it said:
Oh, save me, I need some novacaine!

Turns outs that it's:
Oh, save me, I need some therapy!