Gay pets anyone?

  • Cyanide-Charlie

    Cyanide-Charlie (100)

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    As a child, a friend had a cat and named it Princess. It would hang around all the boy cats and was a big.. erm... it was very friendly with the boys.
    When it turned about 1, she finally realized that 'Princess' had boy parts... and was gay.
    May 21st, 2012 at 09:33pm
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  • ThePiesEndure

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    itsy bitsy spider.:
    I'm pretty sure that animals cannot be gay. Being gay means that you LIKE the same sex, and animals don't think the way we do. Animals may have sexual intercourse with an animal of the same sex, but he/she may not know that it is the same sex. Animals don't know what being gay is.
    So, technically they can be homosexual, but not gay?
    May 26th, 2012 at 07:30pm
  • HONEST MISTAKES

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    My miniature schnauzer loves to hump and we've only got one boy dog and
    she only humps the girls... and well my boy dog is a bit of a... what's the appropriate
    term. A bitch? So my brother, dad, and I all joke around about how he's gay. Lol.
    June 9th, 2012 at 06:25am
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    We had rabbits when I was younger and attempted to mate them but they turned out to be both female.
    June 10th, 2012 at 10:49pm
  • Grandiose Delusions

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    I have a gay cat too :P I mean he cries a lot, always cleaning himself, and will only eat Fancy Feast and it MUST be put in a dish...his pink dish.
    June 13th, 2012 at 03:58am
  • chai latte

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    My dog (we have four dogs total, but I mean my dog that I actually bought) is most certainly gay. Two of our other dogs are female while the last is male. He doesn't really pay attention to either of the girl dogs but loves the boy dog. He licks him and cleans him all the time, follows him around, plays with him all the time, tries to sleep next to him, etc. And when I take him out, he barks at female dogs but then is very friendly with male dogs. He even generally likes my males friends more than my female friends.

    And aside from that, his overall personality is on a whole different level of flamboyant and "prissy".

    I think if my dog were a person, he'd be Carson Kressley. Or Liberace.
    June 13th, 2012 at 04:08am
  • TwistedLove

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    May dog is gay or well lesbian I guess would be a better way to put it. She hates boy dogs and barks at them when then try to get with her but she'll play with the males that don't try to get her. But she's always sniffing and licking the privet parts of other females both dogs and cats but she prefers cats or dogs way bigger than her or way smaller than her.
    June 14th, 2012 at 05:50am
  • NekoPower

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    My dog is a lesbian, she rapes my female cat all the time never the male cat but, my cat is straight she will hiss and bite at my dog.
    June 16th, 2012 at 07:33am
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    Our dog was not only go, but inclined toward other species. He quite enjoyed oral sex with our male cat.
    June 18th, 2012 at 08:13pm
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    @ for dru's sins.
    lmfao That's fantastic. Seriously. I mean, it might not've been for the cat, I dunno if he would've enjoyed it or not, but still.

    Fuck anyone who says homosexuality isn't natural. XD
    June 19th, 2012 at 02:02pm
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    @ Alex; periphery.
    The cat was the one who initiated and performed the oral sex. XD
    June 19th, 2012 at 02:18pm
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    @ for dru's sins.
    Oh, that's alright then. XD Day = made. lmfao
    June 19th, 2012 at 02:22pm
  • wordkitten

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    I'm pretty sure my cat, Dribble, is gay. I've wanted her to get pregnant for awhile now, and almost all of our neighbors cats are males. Anytime they get near her, she's a hissing machine. Fights ensue, but when the female cats come around, she's a little too sweet, if you catch my drift. Not to mention she has this thing for dogs, but that's a different story.
    June 23rd, 2012 at 09:34pm
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    itsy bitsy spider.:
    I'm pretty sure that animals cannot be gay. Being gay means that you LIKE the same sex, and animals don't think the way we do. Animals may have sexual intercourse with an animal of the same sex, but he/she may not know that it is the same sex. Animals don't know what being gay is.
    actually

    some wiki: "One species in which exclusive homosexual orientation occurs, however, is that of domesticated sheep. About 10% of rams (males) refuse to mate with ewes (females) but do readily mate with other rams." (page includes citations)

    My favourite is black swans, though. (They're also, coincidentally, my state's official emblem.)
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    An estimated one-quarter of all black swans pairings are of homosexual males. They steal nests, or form temporary threesomes with females to obtain eggs, driving away the female after she lays the eggs. More of their cygnets survive to adulthood than those of different-sex pairs, possibly due to their superior ability to defend large portions of land.
    Those sneaky gays! tehe

    My pets don't seem to display gay tendencies, but when I was a kid, we had a budgerigar who seemed to be in love with my mother - very affectionate, groomed her, aggressive to competitors, etc.
    June 24th, 2012 at 11:58am
  • wx12

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    My turtles are lesbians. I see them doing the little turtle mating dance thing all the time. They're happy together, waiting patiently for gay and reptilian marriage to be legalized in Missouri.
    June 25th, 2012 at 12:37am
  • littlebluemacaw

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    My mom's poodle is bi. Without a freaking doubt.
    June 25th, 2012 at 08:24am
  • MyLipsAreLying

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    My mom's friend has a dog named Lucas who we thought was my dog Charlotte's boyfriend, but he always ignored her and we finally discovered why when he mounted Wilbur repeatidy when we dog sitted him. xD Poor Wilbur...Poor Charlotte
    June 29th, 2012 at 12:43pm
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    @ Gloomy Puppet Show
    LMAO love your cat
    June 29th, 2012 at 11:14pm
  • kittycat122XD

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    Hey my aunt has two rabbits that are homosexual. I think its natural
    July 3rd, 2012 at 07:32pm