Gay pets anyone?

  • chai latte

    chai latte (225)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    United States
    My dog is very, very flamboyantly gay. If he were a person, he would be Liberace. One of my friends and I even occasionally call him "Elton". tehe He's hopelessly in love with my one other male dog, but alas, his love goes unrequited.
    July 4th, 2012 at 01:41am
  • sweet-sandy

    sweet-sandy (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    United States
    3 cats, 2 boys and 1 girl. de boys ran after de girl and hit on her but she hisses and swipes at em. my girl cat is a lesbian. de boys were rejected so they went gay and fell in love. I live in a gay house. Even I'm gay. I need to git myself a girl cat for my lil lesbian cat. My moms de only hetero in de house.
    July 5th, 2012 at 05:11am
  • antiwords

    antiwords (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    United States
    Because my rat prefers females (she likes to snuggle between boobs and cuddle in roomier laps), we joke that she's a lesbian.
    July 26th, 2012 at 06:56pm
  • Ernest Hemingway

    Ernest Hemingway (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    23
    Location:
    United States
    My German Shepherd Boomer is so gay.

    But only for my sister's dog, Clay. In Love

    Clay and Boomer sittin' in a tree.. Cute
    July 29th, 2012 at 04:23pm
  • raroman

    raroman (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    22
    Location:
    United States
    Don't have a pet, but homosexuality does exist in 1,400 species...so it is plausible...
    August 26th, 2012 at 04:12am
  • ethereal.

    ethereal. (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    26
    Location:
    Canada
    My old dog Indy was gay :3. He was pure bred so we tried breeding him and he refused to go near the female except to play. However, when he played with the male dogs... Ehem.

    And as we speak my two male turtles are mounting each other. I dunno.
    August 26th, 2012 at 04:20am
  • Join the Masquerade

    Join the Masquerade (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    Australia
    Every bird I've owned has been gay, or bi. My parrot is bi, I think. He likes my dad ;) And my feet. And my dog's feet... and the TV remote... I think he's just a whore Wink
    August 26th, 2012 at 03:57pm
  • lumy.

    lumy. (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    23
    Location:
    United States
    My hamster is gay. And I think my cat might be a lesbian.
    September 2nd, 2012 at 04:02am
  • AngelinaDiv

    AngelinaDiv (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    19
    Location:
    United States
    My two male cats are gay. Don't ask how we figured that out. Let's just say we found them under a table,and leave it at that.
    September 8th, 2012 at 03:05am
  • Catmint

    Catmint (885)

    :
    Magazine Staff
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    This whole "homosexual" encounters among animals is in fact an expression of dominance because animals hated being put in their place. Male wolves do it to both males and females in their packs and Roosters will do this to other roosters and hens in the chicken coop/yard. Dogs and cats will especially do this kind of thing if they're not fixed/spayed.

    Anyways, my old dog Blaze tried to get it on with my uncle's Dachsund, Buddy, but Blaze is a pit bull terrier mix so it wouldn't work out. XD
    September 21st, 2012 at 05:36pm
  • Lee Hi;

    Lee Hi; (285)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    22
    Location:
    United States
    I don't really think any of my animals are gay. I know my dog Snickers, though, has some serious sexual issues. When she was a puppy we could not let her get a hold of any stuffed animals that were as big as her. At first, she started humping the stuffed dog and then she moved onto the racoon when she got older. I don't know. It was just creepy. You'd look over at her and she'd just be going away at it. OMFG Not something you want to see. After we got her spayed she cooled down a lot but one time she tried humping my sister's cat. I felt so sorry for that kitty. Then my mom and dad made the mistake of getting her a stuffed dog toy that was maybe half her size or a little bit bigger. Guess what she started doing? -_- Other than that one time with the cat I don't think she's homosexual. She doesn't hump any of my other dogs. Bottom line: She's just horny as fuck.
    September 22nd, 2012 at 05:11am
  • The Rumor

    The Rumor (365)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    27
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    @ prickly vines
    She's not horny or gay, she's exerting dominance over the toys/cat.
    September 24th, 2012 at 09:51pm
  • Lee Hi;

    Lee Hi; (285)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    22
    Location:
    United States
    @ The Rumor
    Yeah I know but it's amusing to think she's horny...that's a little strange. Haha, that sounded so weird. Nevermind. lmfao
    September 25th, 2012 at 01:05am
  • shattered soul;

    shattered soul; (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    96
    Location:
    United States
    My chiuauah is lesbian. She likes.... yeah.
    September 27th, 2012 at 12:28pm
  • shattered soul;

    shattered soul; (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    96
    Location:
    United States
    lmfao
    September 27th, 2012 at 12:29pm
  • Catmint

    Catmint (885)

    :
    Magazine Staff
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    @ tacobellangel
    Your chihuahua is a lesbian! :O THE HORROR! Kidding but what does she do exactly?
    September 27th, 2012 at 05:50pm
  • shattered soul;

    shattered soul; (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    96
    Location:
    United States
    @ Tygra's Kitten Kori
    She humps my leg and licks the privates of my uncles female dog. lmfao
    September 27th, 2012 at 05:59pm
  • Catmint

    Catmint (885)

    :
    Magazine Staff
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    @ tacobellangel
    Well, she's trying to dominate you, but I don't know what the hell she does to your uncle's dog. 0_0
    September 27th, 2012 at 06:32pm
  • shattered soul;

    shattered soul; (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    96
    Location:
    United States
    She's a whore.... O_o
    September 27th, 2012 at 06:38pm
  • shattered soul;

    shattered soul; (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    96
    Location:
    United States
    tacobellangel:
    She's a whore.... O_o
    @ Tygra's Kitten Kori
    ^Meant to tag you for this message.
    September 27th, 2012 at 06:39pm