Would You Rather?

Gonna go with the question above. I could 100% eat macaroni for the rest of my life. I love macaroni.

WYR puke up slugs or sneeze watermelons?

Puke slugs. Watermelon coming out of my nose sounds so painful

Would you rather laugh so hard your stomach hurts or laugh so hard you that you keep crying?

Crying. I do that a lot and honestly, I can't deal with sore stomachs.

Would you rather have to listen to your least favourite song over and over again or never listen to your favourite song again?

Never listen to my favourite song again. At least then maybe I'll figure out which one is my favourite.

Would you rather always spell things incorrectly or always have incorrect grammar?

This is tough I’m a writer, so I can’t stand either. But I think I already have incorrect grammar, so I’ll have to go with grammar lol I love spelling words too much for me to have them incorrect. I’d never be able to live with myself

Would you rather be a bird that gets eaten be a crocodile or a spider that gets stepped on by a human?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh spider. I assume being stepped on and hopefully dying instantly would be less painful.

Would you rather have all the money in the world and be alone or not have enough money to survive, but have lots of friends?

Friends > money

Would you rather kiss someone's foot when you first meet them, or have them lick your armpit when you first meet?

Oh god they can lick my armpit, I am not down for being anywhere near feet of any kind.

Would you rather eat nothing but baked beans or mushy peas for every meal?

mushy peas

Would you rather shout every time you spoke or sneeze every time you read a word that contained the letter "e"?

Sneeze. I imagine that'd be kind of funny and shouting at people would get old really quickly.

Would you rather have five fillings, or two teeth out?

Fillings.

Would you rather swell up like Violet Beauregarde every time you ate something sweet or sweat uncontrollably every time you were near someone you found attractive?

I feel like the swelling up is more controllable/avoidable so I'll go for that.

Would you rather lie in a bathtub of baked beans or mushy peas?

Mushy peas lol I love peas

Would you rather have no internet or no running water?

Ouch! No internet, for sure. I could always use hotspots and 4G.

Would you rather eat four snails or one pair of frogs legs?

One pair of frogs legs lol

Would you rather have an obsessive lover or a uninterested lover?

Uninterested. Because that's what I am 99% of the time. I couldn't deal with someone who constantly had to speak to me, I'd end up punching them.

Would you rather buy a Playstation or an Xbox?

Playstation as my sister already has an Xbox

Would you rather do a handstand every time someone waved at you or ten star jumps every time you asked a question?

Star jumps, I'm far too clumsy for handstands.

Would you rather yodel at the top of your lungs every time you see somebody attractive or forever live alone?

Forever live alone, I'd be nonstop yodelling

Would you rather top or bottom

Bottom

Would you rather have to use a pen and paper to write forever or have to use only your phone to write forever