Would You Rather?

The saltine crackers thing.

WYR punch a puppy or kick a kitten?

D: i guess punch a puppy, but very softly

wyr stub your toe on a table leg or step on a piece of lego?

Step on a piece of lego

WYR lose your keys or your phone?

keys

wyr be too cold or too hot?

Too hot, but only because I’m in the cold right now

Would you rather be a dolphin or a shark?

dolphin

wyr be a deep sea diver or an astronaut?

Astronaut.

WYR never have mobile data again or cut off your own thumb?

eww god, definitely never have mobile data

wyr have your own yacht or plane?

Plane, I get violently seasick so a yacht is a non-starter for me

WYR learn French or Spanish?

both, but i'd start with spanish

wyr be fluent in italian or japanese?

Japanese. (Both languages are cool and can sound really beautiful. I just already speak Spanish which is kinda like Italian's cousin or whatever. Japanese would be totally different. Lol)

Wyr have a tiger-sized domestic cat or a domestic-cat-sized tiger?

domestic cat sized tiger!

wyr be a vampire or a werewolf?

Vampire, I guess? I'm pale enough as it is

WYR live by the sea or next to a forest?

well i already live by both, but i prefer the forest

wyr walk into a cartoon movie world or a classic hollywood movie world?

Cartoon movie world, it'd be miles funnier.

WYR paint yourself bright green or bright blue?

green

wyr be majorly hungry or majorly thirsty?

majorly hungry

WYR sky dive or bungee jump?

God neither, get outta here with that. Bungee jump I guess, least I'm connected to something then?

WYR it be permanently summer or winter?

summer, hopefully it won't be disgustingly hot though

WYR never be able to listen to music again or only be able to listen to your least favourite songs by any artist?