Stupid Things You Tell Yourself

My brain is constantly telling me that if I don't blink four times when I look at people, I will hurt them by accident [/obsessivecompulsive] and lots of stupid things like that.
Yeah, I also plan out conversations in my head... ::creepy:

That this will be the last time... how many last Hurrah can one person have?

''One day, tortoises will fly!'' ~Terry Pratchett, small gods.~

I do the whole planning conversations in my head too, although the words never come out as planned. D:
I also have this really bad thing of assuming that something really awful must've happened to someone if I'm expecting a phone call or a visit. Like, I start convincing myself they must have been in accident and what if they've hurt themselves or they're dying and I have gone to the extent of leaving loads of text messages/voice mails. I always think how silly it is afterwards, but at the time I can't stop freaking out.

I pretty much do everything that everyone has posted on here.

I talk to myself in my head. Like I'll have a thought & then I'll start thinking deeper about it until it's so eloquent that I feel the need to explain myself so I do, only to realize later that I'm explaining my own thoughts to myself when I already know everything I'm stating. It's absolutely pointless, but it comforts me somehow. I guess it makes me feel important. Like someone else actually wants to know what I'm think & how my mind works. It's all so confusing.

When it comes to thinking up conversations ahead of time, I also set up the actions & scenery. The whole enchilada! I guess you could say, I take it a step to far. Especially since anything I imagine in my head never happens.
Oh, that's another thing I tell myself. When I start imaging scenes & conversations that may happen, I tell myself to stop thinking about what will happen because then it won't happen. I don't listen to myself though.

If I think about what I'm going to say too much, I say a sentence completely backwards. That also happens with the alphabet and saying the months in order.

Also, I'll be talking to someone and the little voice in my head will be like "Holy fucking shit, the chick was fucking sexy!"

Then, the words "I was so frustrated and sexy about that test. It wasn't even the same material she taught us!" would come out of my mouth. My friends would then chuckle quietly and explain to me what was so funny.

I accidentally told someone that I killed ahead of time instead of I planned ahead of time.

I also convince myself that something isn't hot when it is, leading to 1st and 2nd degree burns.

I always say to myself another day is here that means another day to be picked on and im almost off the ground but how far do i have to go to reach my dreams ?

That he'll one day come around and we can try to work it out
That I'm sane and everyone ELSE is crazy
That one day all this working hard and striving to be the best will finally pay off

Maybe today.

I talk to myself sometimes but part of the conversation will end up be in my head and then I'll look weirder then I am by talking to myself.

Ugh. I don't wanna tell but this is the internet so screw it ;D!
When I get home from the bus, I have to walk up a hill and some mile/walk path shit.
So like I pretend I'm filming/uploading for a YouTube video and like I'm super famous on YouTube... I fake questions that I ask myself and answer them...
I also pretend that Jack Harries is in love with me and we do these cutesy relationship things..... ._.
DON'T JUDGE ME :C!!!

You're a whore

I've only had sex once, and it was a year ago.

I strive to fix my problems myself.

"Love is enough."

"It isn't real, it's all in your head. A dream."

Tell myself that all the time.

When I think bad thoughts about someone, I feel instantly guilty and paranoid that they can hear me, and I have to convince myself that they CAN'T read my mind...

I have to tell myself that an odd noise or sensed presence isn't an evil supernatural entity waiting for me to acknowledge or provoke them. Oh, paranoia.

Me and my husband plan to have kids someday but I've always been a little creeped out about the whole birthing concept. I mean...a child right...comes out of your vagina. Seems a little like something aliens would do but then again I think of how weird it would be for humans to lay eggs or something else. So the weird thing I always say to myself is...."Why can't that whole stork logic be true? That way I can skip the pain and creepiness of a baby coming out of my lady hole!" I'm weird anyway.

i talk to myself when i play a video game because i watch buttloads of gameplay on youtube. augh.