Stupid Things You Tell Yourself

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Do you often tell yourself stupid things and warped logic?
I constantly worry when my period didn't come and I wonder if I'm pregnant, but I haven't had sex and still am a virgin.

Then, I will think that perhaps some spirits came to my bedside at night and have sex with me.

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I miss my period all the time, and I'm also a virgin. So yeah, with your logic - there must be hundreds of sexually active ghosts in my room.

I talk to myself a lot when people don't reply to my texts or instant messages. I'm all, "they're bored of me. No wait, the phone may have rang. No, I bet they're just bored. Or, they could have lots of people talking to them. Maybe they needed to pee..."
I'm terrible. I'm the most paranoid person you'll ever meet.

I often tell myself (when suddenly I have a ton of people giving me a thousand different things to do) that I have an unknown twin (or in some cases triplet) whom these morons keep running into and decide that since she's not doing anything they'll give her something to do the next time they see her. Of course they always run into me and I get useless chores dumped on me.

When I find her or them I shall kill her or them.

i always stand infront of my mirror and pretend that my reflection is talking to me...but if im alone and theres something im dounting i always say
"whats the worst that can hapen? i can die? pshh bring. it. on"

Ah, I tell myself silly things when my friends are quiet in MSN conversations or if I haven't heard from them that day. For some reason I always think that I'm on probation with my friends and boyfriend, and one day they might just realise how awful I am and be like "OH HELL NAWWH" and ditch me. Or say horrible things. I think I'm always looking for people to dislike me.

I always think that there's someone in the room with me, and it's eerie.
I always think I'm pregnant, except I actually am sexually active ha ha. Even if my period's not late.
I have to tell myself to go to bed, or I won't.
I also pre-plan important conversations with people, and then I admittedly get flustered if they don't end up going like they did in my head.

I always get worried when my period's late. I've only been sexually active once, and I've had my period since then, so I know I'm not pregnant. But I didn't have my period at all this month.

i tell myself that everything will be okay as long as i keep doing things an odd number of times.

Misericordia.:

I think I'm always looking for people to dislike me.

Reid.:

I also pre-plan important conversations with people, and then I admittedly get flustered if they don't end up going like they did in my head.

These.

When I've just woken up from a nightmare I tell myself it's not real and I often see things in the dark and I say the same thing to myself.

I keep telling myself that I don't like my best guy friend "in that way" anymore.
But whenever I think of him my heart freaks out and my breath quickens.

I always tell myself that people can mindread, so I need to watch my thoughts. : /

Remus Lupin:

I also pre-plan important conversations with people, and then I admittedly get flustered if they don't end up going like they did in my head.

This.

I always think Freddy Krueger is going to jump out of my closet.

Kimmy knows all about this discussion.
And I know he's not real, but he's creeped me out since I was a kid. My sister tormented me with Freddy, so he's always scared me since then.

- When I'm on my period, I tell my friends; then, to the men, I say it's their fault. Reason: they're men so it's their fault.

Remus Lupin:

I also pre-plan important conversations with people, and then I admittedly get flustered if they don't end up going like they did in my head.

Mayhem's Lady:

I constantly worry when my period didn't come and I wonder if I'm pregnant, but I haven't had sex and still am a virgin.

Those, too.

Mayhem's Lady:

I constantly worry when my period didn't come and I wonder if I'm pregnant, but I haven't had sex and still am a virgin.

Oh dear I do this a lot.

Remus Lupin:

I always think that there's someone in the room with me, and it's eerie.

I also pre-plan important conversations with people, and then I admittedly get flustered if they don't end up going like they did in my head.

Yep. You're definitely not alone there. But I read in Psychology Today that most introverts do plan out their conversations, so yeah.

NobodyThatMatters_13:

I always tell myself that people can mindread, so I need to watch my thoughts. : /

This too. So much.

that she loves me back.

That he actually does care.

Remus Lupin:

I also pre-plan important conversations with people, and then I admittedly get flustered if they don't end up going like they did in my head.

Absolutely Arsenic:

Yep. You're definitely not alone there. But I read in Psychology Today that most introverts do plan out their conversations, so yeah.

Well that explains me! I'm introverted and pre-plan conversations! And I plan them wayy to far in advanced. haha