Corrupt A Wish!

Start by granting the wish of the poster above you, but including a negative spin. Then make your own wish!

Example:

"I wish Amy Lee had a mibba, and she posted often and responded."

evaforever2007:

Granted. Fleeting inspiration turns to obsession as Amy Lee begins answering every question ever posed to her, causing her to become a recluse as the Family Values Tour rages on without her. The chorus of BAAAaaaa's that erupt as the shepherd tends to her stock soon crashes the board and continues to do so every day as Amy ceases touring and future album production to post on her message board. She only returns to the studio when a dejected and abandoned Joshua Hartzler finally leaves her in 2010. There she pens 10 of the album's 12 songs about him, as well as a questionable 11th (but it could be about Ben Moody), creating a number of considerable worldwide hits b/c everyone loves Amy Lee angst as long as it doesn't involve drugs or sacrificing anything. With millions more accumulated atop the ashes of her wrecked marriage, Lee at last retires Evanescence having no more tragedy to write about. She lives the rest of her years alone in her Manhattan apartment with her beloved cats and purple sweater

I wish I had a wolf as a pet..

Loveless Lullibies:

Granted but it had rabies and eats you after painfully ripping you to shreds.

I wish I could get straight A's.

And so on.

I wish I had a puppy that couldn't hate or kill me.

Granted. Instead of killing you, it kills your friends and family, leaving you all alone in a dark, heavy pit of misery and lonliness.

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted but it's poisoned so you die a horrible gut wrenching death as you drown in a pool of your own vomit.

I wish I saw a unicorn.

Granted, but then it trampled on you, causing you to pass out and think it was only a dream.

I wish I could be somewhere else.

Granted, but you're moved to a whirlpool in the middle of the ocean, and get ripped apart by ravenous sharks.

I wish I could meet my heroes.

Granted, you end up in a room with your heros, but they are not who you think they are. They are murders and they kill you with a blunt axe

I wish I wasn't lonely

Granted but now, when you are alone, you make friends with rocks, and they lock you up in an insane asylum. FOREVEAH!

I wish I had some lemon herb chicken that I could eat and nothing bad would happen.

Granted, but turns out the chicken was imaginary and now you're hungrier than ever.

I wish I had more spaghetti.

Granted, tons and tons of spagetti gets thrown at your face

I wish it wasnt really freakin' hot here

Granted, now it's really freakin' cold.

I wish I had more meat.

Granted, there are now several cows in your bedroom

I wish this pizza would hurry up and cook...

Granted, it cooks so much so fast It burns.

I wish I had a puppy who loved me and my freinds and family!

Granted, the puppy loves you, your friends and your family, but he isn't toilet trained and pees several times in your bed

I wish Feb would come much quicker so I can go to Soundwave Fest.

Granted.
However, it is here, but you cannot go to soundwave fest because they said,
"We don't let your kind in."
Oh, and your pet goldfish died.

I wish I was famous.

Granted, but you become addicted to the fame and glory until you're not the person you once were.

I wish for hugs

Granted, but you get squeezed so hard that you stop breathing, and the hugger accidentally broke one of your ribs. You had to go to the hospital.

I wish I had a shopping spree for Hot Topic.

late sorry

Akira Suzuki.:

Granted, but you get squeezed so hard that you stop breathing, and the hugger accidentally broke one of your ribs. You had to go to the hospital.

I wish I had a shopping spree for Hot Topic.

Granted but they have nothing in your size.

I wish I wasn't so lazy right now...

Granted but now you're running around the neighborhood until you pass out.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but you sing so much and so well that your fame surpasses all of the singers and now they are out to kill you.

I wish I could write this chapter.