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  • She's A Genius

    She's A Genius (100)

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    Granted but your memory gets erased

    I wish I got my lip pierced
    January 20th, 2010 at 04:48am
  • Takanori Matsumoto.

    Takanori Matsumoto. (150)

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    Granted, but in the process, the needle and your lip get infected and you can't talk for a month.

    I wish I was at a jammin' party.
    January 20th, 2010 at 05:38am
  • Melly Belly.

    Melly Belly. (205)

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    Granted but the police bust the party and you spend the night in a cold jail cell.

    I wish I was in Chicago.
    January 20th, 2010 at 05:45am
  • Summer Finn.

    Summer Finn. (100)

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    Granted but you arrive the ay after the appocolpise so theres nothing but rubble.

    I wish I could see Evanescence in concert.
    January 20th, 2010 at 05:46am
  • Takanori Matsumoto.

    Takanori Matsumoto. (150)

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    Granted, but Amy's voice is gone so she lip syncs and it ruins the whole show.

    I wish my throat didn't feel like it's on fire.
    January 20th, 2010 at 05:50am
  • Summer Finn.

    Summer Finn. (100)

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    Granted. It IS on fire. tehe

    I wish I Had al the seasons of Hell Girl.
    January 20th, 2010 at 05:54am
  • She's A Genius

    She's A Genius (100)

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    Granted but the DVD's are all scratched

    I wish I had a job.
    January 20th, 2010 at 05:58am
  • Summer Finn.

    Summer Finn. (100)

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    Granted but you fuck up and they fire you the next day.

    I wish I knew what to wish for.
    January 20th, 2010 at 05:59am
  • carcinogenic.

    carcinogenic. (250)

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    Canada
    Granted, but you forget right away.

    I wish I had was sleeping with my english prof. Weird
    January 20th, 2010 at 06:34am
  • chrissie.

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    Australia
    Granted, but it turns out he has a really small dick and some really horrible diseases.

    I wish I could go to America!
    January 20th, 2010 at 06:54am
  • Lady More.

    Lady More. (155)

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    Granted but you have to stay at George W Bush's house and lord knows how bad it is living with the red neck

    I wish I can go back in time and Save Sir Thomas More from being beheaded
    January 20th, 2010 at 06:57am
  • hale.

    hale. (300)

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    Australia
    Granted, you save Sir Tomas More, but you end up getting beheaded instead

    I wish I didn't have to go back to school
    January 20th, 2010 at 07:28am
  • chrissie.

    chrissie. (250)

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    Australia
    Granted, but instead you have to work the streets at night to make a living.

    I wish that I had a tattoo
    January 20th, 2010 at 07:38am
  • hale.

    hale. (300)

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    Australia
    Granted, but the person who is doing you tattoo is still drunk from the previous night and stuffs up your tattoo

    I wish I could sing
    January 20th, 2010 at 09:50am
  • S.T.A.R.S.

    S.T.A.R.S. (395)

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    Australia
    Granted, but people are deafened when you try as you can't sing well.

    I wish I had a potato.
    January 20th, 2010 at 11:22am
  • Beautiful -Disaster-

    Beautiful -Disaster- (100)

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    Granted but the potato turned out to be disguised as a bomb and it blew up when you were holding it.

    I wish I had some skittles.
    January 20th, 2010 at 01:53pm
  • S.T.A.R.S.

    S.T.A.R.S. (395)

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    Australia
    Granted, but they're laced with iodine. Sorry about that. File

    I want a bullet-proof unbreakable window that can only be opened by me in my room.
    January 20th, 2010 at 02:00pm
  • She's A Genius

    She's A Genius (100)

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    Granted but it fails when it storms

    I wish I could write stories
    January 20th, 2010 at 02:01pm
  • S.T.A.R.S.

    S.T.A.R.S. (395)

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    Oh damn. =|

    Granted, but nobody reads them.
    January 20th, 2010 at 02:03pm
  • mellifluous!

    mellifluous! (100)

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    I wish I had a horse.
    January 20th, 2010 at 02:15pm