Corrupt A Wish!

Granted! But the horse turns out to be a Luna (you don't know her) is a super mean biter, he attacks your sister and everyone hates him. Eventually he is put in the isolation paddock where he's lonely and miserable. Then he gets EEE and you catch it and die.

I wish I studied for my math exam.

Granted but your memory is erased right before the exam

I wish I went to the Big Day Out

Granted, but you got food poisoning and spent the whole time in the toliets.

I wish that I was in the TV, Lost.

Granted but they cancel Lost and you are stuck as a rerun FOREVAH!! I think that's corrupted enough.

I wish They hadn't run out of meatball subs at the cafateria today.

Granted - but you get the last one and a gang of tough guys want vengence...

I wish she didn't get pissed off so easily...

Granted, but this time she got depressed and killed herself.

I wish I wouldn't be so morbid...

Granted, instead you are so overly optimistic and happy that it pisses off everyone around you and whenever something bad happens you are taken so off guard that it leaves you a total wreck.

I wish I had a job that paid well and I enjoyed...

Granted but you get fired after a week.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Granted but it breaks down whenever you try to use it.

I wish I could meet All Time Low.

Granted but you forget the event right after.

I wish HpDm was real

Granted but it destroys your life.

I wish Matt Fazzi loved me

Granted, but he steals your candy.

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted but it sends you back to the 1400's and you're killed by a witch...

I wish Adam Lazzara would break dance more...

Granted, but he injures himself

I wish I had a million pounds.

Granted, but they are all on your body.

I wish I had more friends.

Granted but they all plan to kill you

I wish I could go to more gigs

Granted, but your car breaks down when you're almost there.

I wish I had more classes.

Granted. You die from being overwhelmed with so much work..

I wish Damon Salvatore was real.

Granted, but you aren't real.

I wish Darren Criss would bring me to prom.

Granted. But it's a sick prank.

I wish I was skinnier.'

(I forgot the damn wish)