Corrupt A Wish!

  • golfgirl

    golfgirl (100)

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    Granted, but he dies of a freak dancing accident while at prom.

    I wish I had more money.
    March 7th, 2010 at 03:05pm
  • steven g. rogers.

    steven g. rogers. (205)

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    D8 HOMG.

    Granted, but they're fake.

    I wish I could fly to you ;)
    March 7th, 2010 at 03:23pm
  • waits.

    waits. (250)

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    Granted, but you can only fly in a NorthWest direction.

    I wish Tim Riggins was mine. Happy face
    March 7th, 2010 at 04:09pm
  • purple haze.

    purple haze. (220)

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    granted, but he will just follow you around and constantly ask you 'what cha doing?'

    i wish the person i like will ask me out.
    March 7th, 2010 at 04:15pm
  • Lizzie Borden.

    Lizzie Borden. (100)

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    Granted, but them they turn out to be a zombie.

    I wish it was Saturday.
    March 7th, 2010 at 05:16pm
  • Coheed Kilgannon

    Coheed Kilgannon (100)

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    Granted, but then Sunday eats it.

    I wish I had magical brownies.
    March 7th, 2010 at 06:35pm
  • nebulas

    nebulas (100)

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    Granted, but they have fast acting laxative in them.

    I wish I had great hair.
    March 7th, 2010 at 06:43pm
  • Coheed Kilgannon

    Coheed Kilgannon (100)

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    Granted, but hair ninjas come to chop it off.

    I wish I could go to Best Buy.
    March 7th, 2010 at 06:49pm
  • The Color Abi

    The Color Abi (300)

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    Granted but, Adam Lazzara stabs you whilst you're there :File

    I wish I could marry Ian Fazzi
    March 7th, 2010 at 07:03pm
  • waits.

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    Granted, but then he turns out to just sit around in his boxers and watch football and fart a lot. XD

    I wish I didn't have to pay outrageous amounts of money for a decent bra. Disgust
    March 7th, 2010 at 08:18pm
  • Necromancer.

    Necromancer. (100)

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    Granted, but it will be an ill fit and will be ruined easily.

    I wish that I had more books.
    March 7th, 2010 at 08:21pm
  • die Bienen Knie

    die Bienen Knie (150)

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    Granted, but more books lead to more paper cuts...

    I wish I could be happy in my relationship and not be always wanting something else...
    March 7th, 2010 at 08:28pm
  • waits.

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    Granted, but as soon as you become happy, they become euphoric and begin to stalk you everywhere, leaving you quirky notes and following to your job and popping out behind trash cans wherever you go.

    I wish I had a boyfriend. A hot boyfriend.
    March 8th, 2010 at 12:12am
  • fen'harel

    fen'harel (560)

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    Mexico
    Granted; you'll have a boyfriend who has very weak antibodies and he will forever have high fevers and will be always in the hospital tehe

    I wish I could find the rabbit hole.
    March 8th, 2010 at 12:14am
  • waits.

    waits. (250)

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    (V. witty. tehe)

    Granted, but it will be so small that you won't be able to fit in it.

    I wish all the news stations were like auto-tune the news. tehe
    March 8th, 2010 at 04:52am
  • She's A Genius

    She's A Genius (100)

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    Granted, but as soon as that happens the electricity turns off.

    I wish I had a friend?
    March 13th, 2010 at 04:57am
  • lions

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    Granted, but that friend has cancer and ends up dying. Now your friendless again and fell terribly depressed.

    I wish I could sing.
    March 13th, 2010 at 06:44am
  • fen'harel

    fen'harel (560)

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    Granted, you can sing, but now you won't be able to hear a thing.

    I wish I could have a top hat
    March 13th, 2010 at 06:46am
  • waits.

    waits. (250)

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    Granted, but it doesn't fit at all and is a horrid shade, and you end up returning it.

    I wish all forms of chocolate were fat free. Sad
    March 13th, 2010 at 06:55am
  • please abraham.

    please abraham. (100)

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    Granted, but they all taste like pooh.

    I wish that we were friends again.
    March 13th, 2010 at 06:57am