I'm German, cue the Nazi jokes. And to make it worse my great uncle died in the front lines during WW2, so the Nazi jokes are really bad. Though I do love the natural alcohol control, the love & taste for strong alcohol and the fact that I don't get hangovers, apparently I get that from my Opa.
Germans are huge drinkers, that stereotype is true. Other than being constantly called a Nazi, I love being German.
I'm also British (yeah, a German & a Brit, how did that work out?), so I don't tan. I burn. I'm actually getting a bit of a tan this year, I'm really scared cause I've always been white or red. And I saw some words really weird, like if I speak out how British say words with a Canadian accent. It's really weird.