How Did You Wake Up?

for some reason i set my alarm to wake me up at eight o'clock in the morning to remind me that it's my birthday...

^ Happy birthday =D

My alarm woke me up at 5:50 so I could get ready for school.

My mother.

I have the alarm on my phone set to six... I woke up, turned it off, and rolled over... and proceeded to lay there

My mam came in, looking for my hair straightener.
Then I fell back asleep.
Then I had to pee.

First time - my dog came down and licked my face.
Second time - my dog was barking her head off upstairs.

liberated.:

First time - my dog came down and licked my face.
Second time - my dog was barking her head off upstairs.

Yup... Snaps. Except my dog licked my face then proceeded to lie down on my belly.

First though, my sister was shouting at my mum while she was in bed..
And we share a room. This was the only day this week I could have had a lie in... but nooo. My sister had to go and shout in my ear at 8 o clock.
She sucks!
Then I almost got back to sleep and she went to have a shower and left the door open. It was affa loud. My house in the mornings is a nightmare.

I was late for college and someone came to tell me

My bladder was actually hurting because I needed to take a piss.
That happen to anyone else?

My friend called me, and I woke up and told her I'd call her back and then I went back to sleep. Then my mom yelled up. I was dreaming I was watching this really cool movie and I didn't get to finish it.

i woke myself up and then looked at my bottle of irn bru and thought "A WANT THAT!"

My puppy cold-nosing me in the face. That may sound cute and loving, but what she was thinking was "WAKE UP AND TAKE ME OUT TO PISS, BEE-YOTCH!"

my cat decided to jump in behind my bed and jump his way out by hitting my pillow

my pup, excitedly trying to hop on the bed.

Harry Potter DVD was playing the same annoying sentence over and over again.
Then my friend woke me up to tell me she was going home.

My parents were screaming.

First time my alarm
Second time my alarm
Third time my alarm
Fourth time my alarm fucked me off so much I went and had a bath

My mom and sister wouldn't shut up. Then I almost fell off the couch in reaction to the sunlight.

first time becos i was cold and my parents were talking in the room (i fell asleep on the couch)
second time cos i had to pee.

first time the cat was in my room being a bitchface.
second time was because the sunnnn
third time because...just because.