Ten different things you want to say to ten different people right now.

1) Why do you wear so much makeup?
2) Why do you lie to everyone like that?
3) Are you a psychopath?
4) What is wrong with you?
5) Why are you such a b*ch?
6) Why wont you guys read my story? It was good!

(I can't think of any others)

1. You are my best friend in the entire world. I love you so.
2. You make me soooo happy.
3. You are one of the funniest kids I know and I hope I get to see you again in the future!
4. I'm glad you're done being a dink.
5. Go fuck yourself. (I hope that doesn't count as bashing. If it does, I'm sorry.)
6. Marry me.
7. Marry me as well.
8. I'm so, so sorry. You may never believe me but I truly am.
9. I wish I'd never met you. You wasted my life.
10. You're a goof.

1. I think you're super duper cute and we've been eye flirting and we'd better be in classes together next year.
2. You're the best friend I never had. I want to have a sleepover and bake cupcakes and do all that dumb shit with you.
3. I fucking love you. You're amazing and my god you're the coolest bitch I know.
4. You're still just about the only reason I can stand this bullshit town.
5. I wish I could have seen you today. I love getting to hang out with you.
6. I miss talking to you all the time.
7. I know it's not your fault, but you kind of fucked things up for me.
8. I love it when we get along, but I know that'll be over soon.
9. I'm scared to get involved with you.
10. I'm glad she's going to a different school next year so we can hang out more.

1. I really think that as my supposed 'best friend' you need to back off the guy I like. You know things are happening between us, so just let it go. As my friend you shouldn't be trying to hit on him and undermine me...
2. I miss you. Come clubbing with me and my friends for once!
3. I think you're a pig and the way you use girls is disgusting. I still can't help but be attracted to you, though.
4. I really like you if you can't tell! I've practically been throwing myself at you and you still won't take the hint! I know you like me too so just hurry up and make things official already!
5. I think that you need to slow down with all those men you sleep with. It's not healthy and so many people are losing all respect for you. A mid life crisis is one thing but you are just being really unsafe.
6. If you don't grow up and start taking responsibility for yourself and your actions soon, you're going to have a very hard time getting on in life.
7. I think the way she treats you is appalling. I think you're the best thing that has ever happened to her and I never want you guys to split up so please don't leave her. However, like I said, she needs to start treating you so much better.
8. Honey, I used to think you were just messed up and maybe you are...but now I also understand your motivation for doing what you're doing. I really feel sorry for everything he did to you.
10. You are someone who doesn't know what you have until it's gone. You have a beautiful partner and child and friends who adore you. There may be things about your life and yourself that you would change, and I understand that, but you need to start appreciating everything so much more, before it's gone from reach.

1. where the fuck are you? you're not being a very good friend seeing as you're never fucking here.
2. grow some balls and make a move if you really want to that bad.
3. you do realise that everyone's calling you a slag. i might have shagged a few folk, but you're literally just desperate. no one wants to do anything with you.
4. gee, thanks for replying. i still want a dominos, cunt.
5. you're still being a fanny. i don't know why you bother. you're complaining already.
6. i don't understand why you're getting jealous. we are not a couple.
7. you annoy the tits off me when you're with them, but when it's just us you're amazing.
8. you don't even know me so you don't have any fucking right to comment. but yes, we will come to your flat and smoke your weed. thanks.
9. you'd better not abandon me for that bitch.
10. i wonder if you even realised it was my birthday.

1. I sit next to you in Biology. That does not, under any circumstances, make you my friend again, so stop trying to engage me in conversation. I made perfectly clear what I think of you before.
2. I really frickin' miss you, you know that? I can't wait to see you tomorrow, we'll have brilliant times as prefects :')
3. You've changed. You were my best friend for years, and in the space of what...2 months, you've totally changed. And, funnily enough, I don't like the new you. Please come back and be the shy, withdrawn person you used to be. I miss that person insane amounts.
4. Would you mind not letting your dogs shit in my garden? And if they do, bloody well pick it up!
5. I'm so glad for you now. You've been a better friend to me in the past few months than people I've known since I was tiny.
6. Gurl, no matter how many times you deny it, your prom dress was STUNNING!
7. Keep your whore girlfriend in check, please.
8. I find it highly amusing when you and her are walking down the street, and she's miles taller than you. Jussayin' :')
9. I really don't understand why you're calling me ugly, when your face looks like it was mashed through a blender, then ran over by a truck, and finished with some orange paint.
10. No, I will NOT stop drinking copious amounts of Pepsi. I highly doubt it will make me fat, anyway. It's only a drink.

1. I really like you, and I miss you so much.
2. I never knew you could invent so many different ways to say 'hello.'
3. You've changed so much, and now you're really not a nice person, so shut up and leave us all alone.
4. You know, you're not always right, and you're not perfect either.
5. Will you stop flirting for five seconds?
6. Please stop ignoring me to talk to that two-faced, attention-seeking bitch.
7. I know you don't like me, so please stop pretending to. It's getting old now.
8. What do you actually see in her?
9. Considering you're only thirteen years old, and considering how long we've known each other for, you spend way too much time touching me.
10. Have you disappeared off the face of the earth? No, I didn't think so. So please answer my messages for once. (Well, that was the same as person one, but I have many things to say to him.)

1. You're a fucker and I hope you know that.
2. I miss you so much, I can't wait to see you!
3. What? Do you like me?
4. That was very two-faced of you.
5. Are we still friends?
6. Why won't you take me anywhere?
7. I don't think she'll go out with you, no offense.
8. I would love to hang with you, but not with your boyfriend.
9. Can you please stop calling me "babe" "baby" or "wifey"? We're not even going out anymore.
10. I can watch porn with you, if you like.

1. I know you have a life, I know, but we hardly talk any more and it just makes me all like... Even though you live in a fucking different county to me, you mean more to me than most of the people I know in this country.
2. You make me do all this stuff and then have the nerve to wonder why I don't spend time with you? Are you fucking serious?!
3. Just stop. You're not cute, you're not funny - you're annoying. Stop trying to act cute online, it doesn't work.
4. Butt you fucking nose out of my business. I'm not a fucking kid any more, I won't tell you everything and anything and I most certainly won't come to your every beck and call.
5. As much as I want you to come home, I don't as well. Mum will always pick arguments over stupid fucking petty things with you and then tries blagging sympathy from me and the others. It's not fucking fair.
6. I have all this material stuff, nice clothes, CDs and everything like that. But I'm not happy. I hate my life, I hate living. And yet you think I'm selfish because I hate my life but have all this material stuff.
7. If I ever had a best friend, you're that. Even though you're a cat.

That's all I got for the time being.

1. I love you.
2. You have no right to hate me, I gave you everything you wanted and it still wasn't enough. You had your chance and didn't take it so I moved on. Get over it now.
3. I wish you would find a man so you'd stop being jealous and bitter about everyone else's relationships and try to get in the middle of them.
4. I'm so glad that I'm over you and we can just be friends now.
5. You are gorgeous, sweet and cheeky. The things I would do to you if I were single. Just kidding, but you are good eye candy.
6. All I want is for you to be back in my life. I loved you more than anything and now you're gone. Nothing will ever bring you back but at least we'll meet again in Heaven one day. You'll always be my best friend.
7. I am so, so sorry for your loss. I feel sick thinking about what you must be going through. I can't think of anything worse that could happen to someone. I hope you'll all be okay.
8. Back off, bitch. I may be small but I do not take any shit.
9. Come over and visit me!
10. Don't ask about me, you have no right. I don't speak to you for a reason. You are nothing to me and have been nothing to me for years. I will never forgive you for what you did to me. The opposite of love isn't hate, it's complete indifference and that is how I feel about you so leave me the fuck alone and stop trying to find out what I'm doing now.

1. Just kiss me on the lips already. I know we both want to.

2. Shut the fuck up. I just wish you'd get fired already. You're lazy and you don't deserve the paycheck you get. Just....go away.

3. I wish I worked with you more often. You're a far better manager than he is.

4. Take this job and shove it. Seriously. I love my job, but...It's getting to be like Days of Our Lives and I really hate the drama.

5. I don't understand why you think I should be responsible for all the cleaning, all the cooking, and all the other shit when I'm not the only one who lives here.

6. You're 55 and I'm far more mature than you are. You've been arrested 4 times at least in the last 3 years and I've never been arrested once...Just grow up and take responsibility, please.

7. We haven't talked in three years so. I always wanted to know why you felt it was appropriate to be such a dick to me back then.

8. I miss you. I wish I'd told you I loved you but...back then, I didn't know what love was. I'm sorry. Maybe if I'd said it you'd still be here.

9. I love you and you're like a brother to me. I don't care what you do; just...I love you. and I always want you to know that.

10. I miss you. You were the best dog ever.

1. I can't believe you did this.
2. You're probably one of the best friends I have. When you come out to your parents, I will always be there for you.
3. I'm so very proud of you, I think you'll be a good teen.
4. Sometimes, I want you to step up more.
5. Thank you for supporting me, I think I've made my decision for next year now.
6. I love how smart you are, I feel stupid in comparison. Thank you for being my tutor.
7. I don't hate you. In fact, I'm more angry at him.
8. You're an idiot. I have way too much to say to you but my mother taught me to keep my mouth closed if I didn't have anything nice to say.
9. If not for you, I don't know where I'd be.
10. You're a disappointment, I thought you'd be better.

1. You're so mysterious. I can never tell how you are feeling.
2. I don't care if we are family, I completely despise you.
3. You wonder why everyone doesn't like you? YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING! That's why. Just shut up for once! We don't need a comment from you on every single damn thing.
4. I am trying hard to get good grades. But it's not my fault I'm stupid and can't do anything right.
5. Just because I don't have the same values as you doesn't mean I don't understand and my opinion isn't important.
6. We aren't as good as friends as you think we are. So please tone it down, you're suffocating me(literally when you are hugging me).
7. Stop trying to put me down all the time. Just because you are so unhappy with yourself doesn't mean you have to drag me down with you to feel your misery.
8. I'm glad we are hanging out more. You truly are one of my closest friends now.
9. I miss you so much. Even though you were annoying at times I still enjoyed being around you.
10. You have no room to call other people bitches and assholes. Try looking in the mirror.

1.) I FUCKING love you! Stop acting like a baby and write me back. Nobody is ever going to care about you as much as I do, especially if you continue to push anybody who expresses love for you away! You are just going to be alone and depressed later in life wishing that you hadn't ignored me. You know you can trust me.
2.) Stop stalking me. That is really fucking weird. You're like, what? 15? My boyfriend is 28. It is unrealistic of you to think that you have any kind of chance in Hell in with him at this point, so breaking us up just seems completely pointless. So far all you've done is make him sad, because now he feels like he can't trust me and that just simply isn't the case! You haven't hurt me at all. You just hurt him. That's not caring for someone. Lying to someone about your age when you know they could get in trouble for certain things isn't caring either. Grow the fuck up and find your own life.
3.) You pushed me away and just made it worse with your four months of stubborn silence. I know that we are family, but you don't treat someone like that. I was just trying to give you advice on how to get the best out of your trip to Europe. Furthermore, you are very indecisive and your last-minute plans revolving around me drive me completely insane at times.
4.) I don't like talking to you. You are so difficult to be around. You are so full of hatred and are always on edge. I feel sick to my stomach and like I am suffocating when I am around you.
5.) Stop trying to get me to side with you. I will side with my mom always. You should know that.
6.) You lied to me! You misled me about the kinds of gigs you wanted me to do. Why won't you tell me what you really want from me? Why do you feel the need to make up concepts that I am truly excited about them and then push them off and never get them done because you're making me do things we hadn't discussed previously? That is so unprofessional.
7.) Your photos are not all that good. Do not criticize the people I have worked with or my work until you take a good long look at your work. My work is mediocre? Your models do not even express feeling or actual emotion in their faces! Your work is just amateur porn and I will not do porn.
8.) I lied to you to do something I knew you wouldn't approve of and I was taken advantage of. You were right. I was wrong. But I still can't tell you what I did.
9.) My knees are killing me to the point that I can't do ballet anymore. I know that if I tell you this, you will make me stop dancing immediately. But I don't want to stop. It is the only thing keeping me sane right now.
10.) You are lazy. Stop making excuses and saying that you don't understand things. You do understand exactly what you are supposed to do. You just don't want to do it. You would rather sit around and smoke weed and I have absolutely no respect for someone like you. You think that you can make a living dealing drugs. THAT IS COMPLETE BULL SHIT. You think you can get away with skeeting people. You are bringing danger to our front door. I am about ready to disown you and if I had another place to go, I would be so out of here.
11.) I want to fuck you. I may even be as attracted to you as much as I love your bandmate.

1.) You're a lying, hypocritical, sleezey man-whore and you're hurting your entire family.

2.) Youre a drunken bitch who no one likes, except for number 1 up there, and that's only for your pussy. You're not a mother. A mother wouldn't do this shit to her family.

3.) Thank you for being hypocritical and telling us not to do that. Asides, I'm no the first one who's tried to educate your daughter in drugs, so fuck off. If you won't teacher her, I will.

4.) Pass me the lighter and the paper.

5.) Thank you for putting up with my ranting, you're such a lifesaver. I can't articulate how thankful I am that you're listing.

6.) I just wanna sleep in your arms tonight. To curl up into your chest and pay with your hair and keep you safe. I wanna steal you in the night and take you to a place where you can sleep peacefully. I wanna save you from her words and her stares and her hits and her blows. I just want you to be happy and safe.

7.) I'll never go to bed when you tell me to.

8.) I wish you weren't so bossy. You'd be wicked awesome otherwise.

9.) if you weren't a /hard core/ stoner, I'd be your bestest friend ever.

10.) I hate doing your projects. Fuck you. .

1.) I love you so much.
2.) I wish I could take your pain away though I'm not sure if you would return the favor were it possible. I don't think that's in you, but I would take yours away.
3.) Who ARE you anymore? I lost you. Come back. Come back to me.
4.) Look, I do so much for you and I really mind doing it but you'll punish me if I don't. All I want though is a simple thank you. Please stop telling me that you expected better from me. I hit my limit with you. Please stop. It doesn't help.
5.) You are...hypocritical, annoying, and just pretty much the stupidest person I've ever met. I have to wonder if I actually hate you because I want to punch you every second of every day really. I'm related to you so that makes it ten times worse. You're everything I hate in a person.
6.) Stop typing like that. Seriously, just stop. You look incredibly idiotic.
7.) Leave me alone. Just leave me alone. You left, not me. Leave me alone and stop dragging me into your drama. Stop talking to me when you're bored.
8.) Yeah...no. Fuck you.
9.) Stop calling me babe. You had your chance with me and you blew it. You seriously blew it. You took what I gave you, twisted it around until it ripped and shattered, then threw it back at me. I gave you months; months that you didn't even deserve. You get no more.
10.) Trust me when I say that my lack of talking to you is your own fault.

1. Don’t you have any morals?
2. Have sex already, the sexual tension is so thick I have to cut it with those really big knives.
3. Stop bringing me into the argument.
4. Stop poking my sides.
5. Is it that hard to pass me in math?
6. Have you and your new boyfriend done anything that I should know about?
7. Move lockers.
8. Posting DNM messages on FB doesn’t mean that when you get to my school everyone’s going to love you.
9. Stfu; you have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.
10. I love you.

1. I wish I could make you understand that communication is more than being an English major. I wish things didn't have to be this way.
2. If you were younger, I'd approach you a lot differently than I do now. I'd approach our relationship a lot differently.
3. I'm scared of getting too attached to you, or anyone else for that matter, because I don't want another anchor weighing me down in this lifeless city.
4. I didn't make a move sooner because I didn't want to become that girl fucking the guy in that band. I don't regret waiting this long, but I was fighting two years. It was inevitable.
5. You deserve so much better than what you've gotten.
6. I love your band, and I wish you would see me as someone more than a stupid fan girl.
7. One day, I'm going to wake up, you'll be gone, and I'll be swimming in my own regrets, but until that day, I'm going to keep pretending that I hate you more than half the time.
8. You are the cause of endless frustrations and sometimes I wish that I had never met you.
9. Guess what? I'm still not over it. It shaped me. I can't shake it. I still think about you at least every other day. I won't let myself forget you. I can't forget you.
10. Every time I think about your funeral I never want to drink again.

1. I love you
2. I don't understand your logic and I don't think I ever will, but I don't mind.
3. You're my best friend, even though you hate using 'petty labels'.
4. No. No. No.
5. You repulse me in every way. Please, just go away.
6. I'm only lying to you because you're lying to me. It's a vicious cycle, isn't it? Neither of us will win, but I refuse to lose.
7. You're nothing like how you used to be - thank you, so much. It means the world that you're trying because I'm trying, too.
8. I, for once, have nothing to say to you that I haven't already said.
9. I'm sorry.
10. I'm sorry.

1. I love you. So much. You don't even know.
2. It was great to see you again. I'm glad that we are still friends.
3. You look so damn pretty with long hair. Nearly made me fall for you again.
4. I am so sick of you hurting her and if you got hit by a car, I don't know if I would really care.
5. You are seriously just as fucked as ever.
6. If you had come to commencement, I probably would have attempted to strangle you.
7. Get over it. Seriously. It's been months.
8. Seeing you again didn't hurt nearly as bad as I thought it would.
9. I'm glad that we go to school together. It's great having you around. :)
10. Why must you be the most gorgeous man that exists?!