Kill The Ant

  • Disenchanted Babe

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    So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.

    Example:

    Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies
    Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
    The ant is thrown in the ocean.

    Poster 3: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
    Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.


    And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

    A anteater eats the ant.
    September 4th, 2010 at 04:47pm
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    The anteater is allergic to ants and vomits it.
    The ant had a nuke blow up on it.
    September 4th, 2010 at 04:47pm
  • itsumo.

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    The ant was secretly an alien and was able to escape to Mars before it killed it.
    The ant fell off a cliff.
    September 4th, 2010 at 04:49pm
  • Olivia Colby

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    There was a trampoline at the bottom of the cliff.
    The ant falls into some nuclear waste.
    September 4th, 2010 at 04:52pm
  • Disenchanted Babe

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    Ant is compatible with the waste and becomes a radioactive ant.
    Ant falls into the ocean.
    September 4th, 2010 at 04:59pm
  • Olivia Colby

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    Ant gets a ride on the back of a shark to Africa.
    While in Africa, the ant gets stepped on by a giraffe.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:00pm
  • Disenchanted Babe

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    And gets under the ground to prevent getting squished.
    Ant falls from a building.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:12pm
  • Olivia Colby

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    Ant gets picked out of the air by a bird before it hits the ground.
    Bird is preparing to feed the ant to its babies.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:14pm
  • Disenchanted Babe

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    Babies refuse to eat it and And runs down the tree and unto the ground.
    Ant is going to get run over by a car.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:38pm
  • desiher

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    The car gets hit by another car before either car hits the ant.
    Ant gets stepped on by a disturbed child taking interest in the wreck.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:38pm
  • rosewater tide.

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    The ant bites the child before he/she squishes them.
    Ant gets trapped in a box that's then thrown out to sea.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:46pm
  • fool's paradise

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    Ant is saved by a bearded fisherman.
    The bearded fisherman tries to eat him.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:48pm
  • Olivia Colby

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    Ant hides in beard.
    And there are more ants there, that want to kill him.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:51pm
  • fool's paradise

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    Ant tricks the other ants and leads them into the bearded fisherman's mouth.
    Ant is swallowed by bearded fisherman.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:53pm
  • Disenchanted Babe

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    Ant escapes by a magic trick.
    Ant drinks poison thinking it was water.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:53pm
  • fool's paradise

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    Ant realizes he is a Jesus-ant, and while the poison is in his stomach it turns into kool-aid.
    Angry religious zealots want to crush Ant.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:56pm
  • Olivia Colby

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    Ant takes them to Soviet Russia where he crushes them.
    Ant just mated and now his lady friend wants to nom his face.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:58pm
  • fool's paradise

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    It turns out the lady friend had a very short trimester and birthed the bebbies while she was about the eat Ant. She dies in the process.
    Bebbies want to nom Ant.
    September 4th, 2010 at 05:59pm
  • Olivia Colby

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    Ant karate chops all of them.
    Ant is depressed about killing his bebbies and wants to kill himself.
    September 4th, 2010 at 06:00pm
  • fool's paradise

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    Ant decides to hang himself, but realizes he has no neck.
    Ant tries to get run over by a train instead.
    September 4th, 2010 at 06:02pm