Kill The Ant

it doesn't hit any vital organs.

the ant is stranded in the desert.

All of his ant buddies come take him away to a lush jungle on a very mini jeep.

On their way to the jungle, the ant falls into a pond

But the pond dries up.

THe ant is trapped in a huge peice of ice.

Global warming kicks in and melts the ice.

The ant is dropped inside a vat of acid.

Only for someone to neautrilise the acid.

The ant is thrown into a volcano.

But it grows wings and flies away.

The ant remembers it doesn't have wings, and falls into the ocean.

A friendly sea turtle saves him & carries him ashore.

Just when the ant got to the shore, a seagull swoops down & eats him.

The ant is shat out, still alive (that was so hardcore, man!)

The ant gets shot in the head

The ant came back to life because it is Captain Jack Harkness

The ant forgot he was Captain Jack Harkness and was eaten by an alien

The alien shat out the ant. Again. Guys, stop making me shit out the ant

The ant was stomped by a dino.

The ant was wearing armor and it broke the dinosaur's foot.

A hurricane just arrived and blew the ant away.

But the ant was super aerodynamic and guided itself to safety.

A cement truck drove by and flipped over on top of the ant.

The ant was still wearing armor and broke the cement truck in half.

An eagle swooped down and swallowed the ant.

But the ant was being sneaky and the eagle really swallowed a cardboard cutout.

The ant fell into a hole in the sidewalk that got paved over after it fell into it.

But there was a small tunnel, so the ant managed to make it to safety.

The ant got caught in a time traveling booth and ended up in the future where the sun was burning everything, so it burned the ant.

But the ant was actually from a planet where the sun was hotter than the sun in the future so the ant only got a little bit of sunburn.

The ant wanted to go swimming and jumped into a lake but realized it didn't know how.

Luckily, there were floats nearby, so the ant survived.

The ant ate a poisonous leaf and the doctor said it has one hour to live.

But it was on a TNT drama and the show ended with the ant being saved by a miracle drug.

The ant got kidnapped by a serial killer.

The ant bit the serial killer to death and escaped.

The ant is falsely accused and is sentenced to death.

But the ant is a very good escape artist and got away before it was killed.

The ant went sky diving and it's parachute broke.