Kill The Ant

But its backup parachute was still working.

The ant got caught in a spider's web and is about to be eaten.

But then the spider changed her mind because she'd become infatuated with the ant.

The ant found itself stranded in the desert.

It became friends with a camel and the camel escorted it back to civilization.

The ant was watching TV on the couch, but someone sat on it and crushed it.

But the ant remembered it had the strength of Hercules and threw the person and the couch out the window.

The ant was at the laundromat and got stuck in the machine that has a jammed control panel, effectively trapping him in the washer.

But the ant smashed through the washer with his superhero strength and escaped.

The ant was taking a walk and was hit by a car.

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But, the ant did a barrel roll out of the way and into a gutter.
The ant is now in a gutter, in tonnes of water and waste.

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An eagle swooped out of the sky and saved the ant.

But now the eagle wants to devour the ant because...nature.

The ant struggles free of the eagle's talons.

However, he's now falling breakneck speed towards a freeway.

Thankfully, there was a breeze that blew him away to safety.

The ant decides to go get some ice cream, but is now literally dying from brain freeze.

The ant sticks its thumb to the roof of it's mouth to stop the brain freeze.

The ant is hit by an anti-superpower ray and is stepped on by a mad scientist.

But the anti-superpower ray makes it mutate and grow wings, so it flies away just before the mad scientist steps on it.

The ant suddenly loses its wings and drops into a pit of lava.

But just before landing into the pit of lava, the ant activates a super protective bubble shield that can withstand molten lava.

The ant's shield is running out of oxygen!

By a stroke of luck, he can now breathe carbon dioxide.

The lava monster is coming for him.

Then a blizzard hit and froze the lava monster.

Now the ant is freezing to death.

He once again sticks his thumb to the roof of his mouth. Freezing gone. This technique actually works, no lie.

He is unable to remove his thumb from the roof of his mouth and is unsteady on five legs, and is about to fall into the frozen lava monster's gaping mouth.

He is saved by Jack Frost.

The ant entered an anti-gravity area and is now floating into the sky.

But then he burps and discovers it was just gas that was causing him to float. fuckphysicsandbiology,yo. XD

The ant is going about his business back on the ground and comes upon a sandwich, it is only after his first bite that he realizes it is made of peanut butter. The ant is allergic to peanut butter so his throat swells and he begins to suffocate.

He realises he can't be allergic to things, he's an ant.

Baby Tooth is trying to eat the ant.

The ant escapes, as always.

The ant found a succubus ant and is about to sleep with her.

Kanye West cock blocks the ant.

The ant then finds a vault of Krabby Patties, which, if he starts to eat, will go straight to his thighs. And then he'll explode.