Kill The Ant

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    The ant, intelligent, avoids the patties at all costs.

    Now he's wandered onto a highway and has become stuck in some tar.
    January 9th, 2014 at 03:19am
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    Ant finds a chemical solutions that dissolves tar.

    A suicidal grasshopper mercenary goes after Ant with insecticide.
    January 9th, 2014 at 04:48am
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    The grasshopper gets run over by a monster truck.

    In a battle of wits against a Sicilian, the ant drinks from a goblet containing iocane powder.
    January 14th, 2014 at 09:58pm
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    The iocane powder only makes the ant stronger.

    The ants weakness, cheese puffs, suddenly start falling from the sky! If one speck of cheese puff dust touches him, he'll die.
    January 15th, 2014 at 01:38am
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    He hides under a rock.

    The rock squishes him.
    January 15th, 2014 at 01:54am
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    The ant suddenly gets a rush of adrenaline and lifts the rock off himself.

    But, he keeps walking and goes right into a puddle and drowns.
    January 15th, 2014 at 03:26am
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    The wind blows and scatters the puddle. The ant lands on dry ground and catches his breath.

    But a dog poops on him, crushing and suffocating him.
    May 14th, 2015 at 06:27am
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    He digs his way up and out of the poop.

    The dog then stands on him.
    March 28th, 2019 at 03:06am
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    The ant suddenly has superhuman strength and lifts the dog's paw off of him.

    But a freak beam of sunlight fries him alive.
    March 28th, 2019 at 11:06pm
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    He quickly puts on sunscreen and sunglasses because he's sun smart.

    He continues walking and accidentally goes up into a guillotine, which chops him in half.
    March 28th, 2019 at 11:59pm
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    But he is like a worm, and grows a second part to his body, allowing him to continue on.

    But suddenly, a meteor falls from the sky to crush him.
    March 29th, 2019 at 11:55am
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    He doesn't believe in outer space so the meteor doesn't exist

    Someone rolls a trolley over him
    March 29th, 2019 at 01:33pm
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    But the wheels miss him so he narrowley escapes being squished

    The ant gets water poured on him
    March 29th, 2019 at 01:44pm
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    The ant is actually a world-champion swimmer, so he manages to swim his way back onto dry land

    But what the ant thought was dry land is actually a crocodile's nose!
    March 29th, 2019 at 05:19pm
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    But the cocrodile is a friendly one so he carries the ant to safety on an island

    The natives of the island take the ant to cook in their meal to the gods
    March 30th, 2019 at 02:21pm
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    The gods decided the ant was to survive being cooked so they made it fire resistant.

    A bird suddenly swoops down and eats the ant.
    April 1st, 2019 at 01:43am
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    But the ant tastes bad so he spits it back out

    The ant lands in a pile of quick sand
    April 1st, 2019 at 04:27pm
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    Luckily for the ant, the sand isn't that quick, and he's able to climb onto something that helps him escape.

    Unluckily for the ant, he's now on the nose of a venomous snake, and he's slipping off!
    April 1st, 2019 at 09:34pm
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    The ant develops the ability to jump long distances and jumps from the snake's reach!

    ...but also jumps into a nearby bonfire.
    April 4th, 2019 at 10:57pm
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    The ant remembered to wear his fire proof jacket and is as cool as a cucumber.

    He starts to choke on the smoke, however.
    April 16th, 2019 at 02:37am