Kill The Ant

The ant is wearing a specialized ant armor, and the boot does him no harm.
Ant is tossed into a burning inferno.

He is wearing heat protective clothing.
Ant is slammed between a book.

At the last possible second the ant jumps out of the way.
Ant jumps into a bowl of dog food where a dog is about to take a bite.

Ant bites dog's tongue, making the dog jump back from the food dish momentarily, in this time the ant leaves.

Ant is about to be snorted by Ozzy Osborne.

Sharon throws it onto the sidewalk.

And a child is about to run it over on a bike.

The child wrecks the bike 1 foot away from the ant. (but isn't injured too badly... don't worry.)

Ant is now about to be run over by a wayward skateboarder.

Wayward skater stops when he sees the kid and goes around the ant to help.

But the ant is dazed and confused and wanders in front of an oncoming 18 wheeler.

The eighteen wheeler broke down long before it could hit the ant.

But the ant fell into Niagra Falls and drowns.

A passing person in a barrel going over the falls sees the ant and brings it ashore where they administer CPR and he is revived.

But then they realize that it's an ant, so the lifeguard smushes him with a hammer.

The ant blocks the hammer, took it, and hits the lifeguard with the hammer.

The ant runs away into a house, where the house cat sees the ant and attacks it with her paws.

Out of nowhere, a dog chases the cat away.

So now the ant is safely on the kitchen floor where little children are about to run all over him.

The mother sweeps the ant out the door where the children can't go because they're grounded.

Then a thunderstorm hits and lightning struck the ant.

The lightning reacts to some of the nuclear waste left over from before and grows the ant to four times its original size.

And a mad scientist finds Ant. He takes Ant to the laboratory to perform an autopsy.

The ant protests, "For an autopsy I'd have to actually be dead, you daft old fool!" The scientist, in a sudden moment of lucidity, finds this argument totally valid and frees the freakish ant.

An angry mob has discovered the ant and are about to attack him because they always destroy that which they don't understand.

But then a little girl haults them and opens their hearts to the ant. So they all praise him and bring him to dinner.

But one person does not believe, and slips poison into the ant's drink.

Ant was immune to poison.

Someone puts ant in a soup.

But the would-be eater sees it, flicks it out of the soup.

The ant is in the air, about to fall so conveniently into the family cat's opened mouth.

But, as it's falling the cat sneezes and blows it out of the path of it's mouth.

The ant it crawling on the floor, and hit by a shoe that someone just kicked off.

The ant has super strength and manages to push the shoe off of itself

The ant is sucked up into a tornado

Dororthy from Wizard of Oz saves the ant.

The ant is push off the top of a building.