Kill The Ant

  • She's A Genius

    She's A Genius (100)

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    The ant floats lightly with the wind and goes back to earth.

    The ant is in a middle of a moshpit.
    September 5th, 2010 at 08:03am
  • sectumsempra

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    The ant gets picked up and crowd surfs to safety.

    The ant is caught between the Montagues and Capulets and they're about to do battle.
    September 5th, 2010 at 08:07am
  • Wonderland.

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    The ant turns into the prince and they freak out and run away.

    The ant is sprayed with Raid
    September 5th, 2010 at 10:56am
  • Eggplanthing

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    The ant blackmails the sprayer with embarassing photos.
    The ant gets surrounded by bigfoot-clones, and they all have grenade launchers.
    September 5th, 2010 at 10:59am
  • ladyhawke.

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    Wonder Woman saves the ant.
    The ant is about to walk into a mouse trap.
    September 5th, 2010 at 12:04pm
  • Crash Thrusts.

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    The ant is too small to get caught in the mouse trap.

    The ant is eating leftover sausage that gave a woman food poisoning.
    September 5th, 2010 at 06:14pm
  • Roseh; believe

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    The ant is immune to said food poisoning.

    The ant is becoming dehydrated in the hot desert sun, with no access to water.
    September 5th, 2010 at 07:43pm
  • Olivia Colby

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    The ant stumbles across an oasis.

    But the oasis is filled with lobsters that wish to clobber it with their claws.
    September 5th, 2010 at 09:07pm
  • florence

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    A mermaid swims over to save the ant.

    The ant can't look away from the mermaid because she is so beautiful, and then it begins to drown.
    September 5th, 2010 at 09:09pm
  • Crash Thrusts.

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    The current pushes the ant to shore and the ant survives.

    However, a crab comes along and snaps its claws at the ant.
    September 5th, 2010 at 09:25pm
  • Olivia Colby

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    But a passing person collects the crab in the hopes of having it for dinner.

    The ant hitches a ride on the person's camel, but the camel is in a bad mood and kicks him off, sending him flying to a sand dune.
    September 6th, 2010 at 12:03am
  • ciao bella.

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    The ant gets taken in by a friendly band of termites, who care for him as though he is one of their own.

    The ant jumps out of an airplane without a parachute.
    September 6th, 2010 at 12:31am
  • Olivia Colby

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    A fellow ant skydiver comes to the rescue.

    They land safely on the back of a hawk that shakes the ant off in the middle of a rushing river.
    September 6th, 2010 at 12:46am
  • Disenchanted Babe

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    Ant climbs into a rock nearby.

    Ant accidentally jumps into a frying pan.
    September 6th, 2010 at 03:20pm
  • mako

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    The frying pan wasn't on a stove, so it wasn't hot at all.

    Ant is in the middle of a marching parade and it's encircling him from all around.
    September 6th, 2010 at 05:41pm
  • florence

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    The marching parade are celebrating the ant's birthday - so of course they mean him no harm!

    Someone has accidently swallowed the ant.
    September 6th, 2010 at 05:46pm
  • Olivia Colby

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    The ant is passed, unharmed.

    Ant gets flushed down the toilet.
    September 6th, 2010 at 06:49pm
  • ladyhawke.

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    The toilet is broken so the flush doesn't work and the ant is able to crawl out to safety.
    A meteor is about to land on the ant.
    September 6th, 2010 at 08:04pm
  • rust cohle

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    The ant is part cockroach on his mother's side, and manages to survive the impact because cockroaches can survive anything.
    Ant stumbles into some kind of firefight between gangstas. They both have bazookas.
    September 6th, 2010 at 08:13pm
  • sectumsempra

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    Ant kills them with its lazer eyes.

    The writer is about to kill the ant off in their novel.
    September 6th, 2010 at 08:20pm