Dear America....

  • Rango

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    I actually thought of this in a dream last night. tehe

    I hope this is the right place, its somewhat of a game.

    I've noticed a lot of people who (for whatever reason) don't view Americans in quite so positive light. (Even the Americans...)

    And I thought it would be interesting to learn some of the reasons why people don't so much respect America.

    So, why don't you write a nifty little sentence or two 'to' America as a whole?
    Americans can play too, that makes it more fun. Very Happy

    Feel free to use as many stereotypes, political, mean things as you please.
    The one rule, no one can take personal offense.

    Example- "Americans are fat!"
    I can't turn around and say "Hey! I'M not fat so you can't say that."
    I can, however, try to use other things to prove the sentence wrong, such as "The majority of my friends aren't fat"
    I know, I know, awful example, because some people take friends extremely personally, but the main idea of that was to prevent huge horrible arguments.

    I will start.

    Dear America, please spank your damn kids. If I see one more little brat throwing themselves on the floor in Wal-Mart, I'll gladly beat their asses up and down the aisle for you. Disgust
    September 8th, 2010 at 08:47am
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    Dear America,
    I hate your politicians and how they don't even stand for anything anymore. They're not willing to take a stand on important things because they think they might lose their title. And the stuff they get away with is beyond disgusting.
    September 8th, 2010 at 06:19pm
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    Dear America, good luck with that.
    September 8th, 2010 at 08:28pm
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    Matt Smith:
    Dear America, good luck with that.
    Jesus, they'll need it File
    September 8th, 2010 at 10:56pm
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    Matt Smith:
    Dear America, good luck with that.
    I think he'd be better suiter for Fox News than CNN...

    Dear America,
    How could you possibly support Glenn Beck's rally on the day of MLK's speech? He pretended like it was going to be a second MLK speech. You know that he's the complete opposite of everything MLK stood for Facepalm
    September 9th, 2010 at 02:24am
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    Dear America,

    On the note of what fightoffyourdemons. said, please just ban Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly from the TV. Just...please. They don't do anything but make politics a bigger joke than they already are. Facepalm
    September 10th, 2010 at 10:14am
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    Dancing Dead.:
    Dear America,

    On the note of what fightoffyourdemons. said, please just ban Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly from the TV. Just...please. They don't do anything but make politics a bigger joke than they already are. Facepalm
    THANK YOU! Someone understands Twitch

    Dear America,
    The founders of this country were not all Republicans and didn't all go to church every Sunday and act like they were BFFs with Jesus. The Constitution was not based on the bible. The majority of our founders were Deists. So every freaking politician can stop acting like because they're Christian they are automatically on the same page with the founding fathers because they read the bible. Theres a difference between politics and religion, especially in America. Facepalm
    September 14th, 2010 at 02:26am
  • Rango

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    Dear America,

    I think its time to clean house. These politicians don't care about what we have to say anymore. Our Constitution says we the people control our government, we give them the power. I say take it back and give it to people who listen.
    September 15th, 2010 at 10:31pm
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    I'm an American here and if I had to suggest anything, it would be to educate everyone. If America took education seriously, the rest of the world wouldn't continually laugh at us. I'm honestly ashamed of my American heritage. It hurts my brain to think about how a large portion of my country takes idiots like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, and-though he's a satirist, not an idiot -Steven Colbert seriously.
    September 17th, 2010 at 08:54pm
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    Dear America -

    Stop eating.

    Put the music back in schools.

    Be more open on other political ideas.

    Love,
    Lexie.
    September 19th, 2010 at 08:45am
  • Rango

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    Dear America,

    Chill.
    The.
    Fuck.
    Out.

    No one is trying to steal all your freedoms.
    September 22nd, 2010 at 05:16am
  • Ayana Sioux

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    Dear America....
    Fuck capitallism.
    Oh and I agree with the kids thing. Maybe not spanking all of them (although I was spanked when I was younger) teach them some kind of damn discipline. I'm tired of loud ass little kids acting fools in public while ya'll are steady trying to sweet talk them to stop. That don't work!

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    Oh yeah and I wouldn't consider myself as coming from American heritage (I don't even know what the fuck that is) but I can be ashamed of it sometimes. And if they take art out of schools, someones going to have to die. Evil or Very Mad

    Those shows such as Bad Girls have to go. The appraisal of immoral things have to go. Bad things that happen in places such as ghettos and hoods, have to stop.

    You (anyone that has power in this country) know how to stop it so don't act like you don't. File
    September 25th, 2010 at 02:21pm
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    Dear United States,

    You're not the only country in the world.
    You would get rid of most of your first-world concerns if only you were the land of the free you claim to be.
    Stop policing what people do to their own bodies.
    Don't treat people as second-class citizens for being who they are.
    September 26th, 2010 at 05:21am
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    Dear America,

    You have your problems like every other country, but because you're so large and loud everyone hears about it and dislikes you. England are known to be the biggest whinge-bags in Europe, but we're so small, who gives a panty-loon?

    I'm not saying you're perfect, and you need to lay off the trigger-happiness of your armies, but you're okay.
    September 26th, 2010 at 01:28pm
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    Dear America,

    Give gays and lesbians the right to marry, already! What's so different about them from you? They're people, just the same as you. They bleed the same color as you do, and their hearts beat the same way yours does. They have the capability to feel the same emotions you do, and they can sure as hell have the same capacity to love someone else.

    They're people too, and they deserve the same rights. They're not animals who have no rights to marry. So let them have that basic, human right already.

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    September 28th, 2010 at 06:53am
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    Dear America,

    I totally agree with everything that Dancing Dead/ just said.

    Also, you're boarder control can stop giving me looks whenever I cross.

    And also.

    Stop hogging all the radio flyer wagons. >.<

    Thanks.

    -A fellow Canadian.
    October 1st, 2010 at 02:54am
  • Ayana Sioux

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    Stop feeding the starving people in other countries when we have starving people in our own. I understand some problems that might need to be adressed in other countries but damn, haven't we learned from the past that staying out of other peoples affairs is the best way to go?
    October 2nd, 2010 at 04:16pm
  • Rango

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    Dear America,

    Stop ruining my future...
    Oh... and please beat up Illinois.
    We mess up too much.
    Please and thank you. Disgust
    October 7th, 2010 at 07:17pm
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    Dear America,

    Learn how to say Iraq. It's not 'eye-rack'.
    And stop saying you speak American. You don't. You speak English, the only difference is that you killed it and proceded to fuck it up the arse.
    File
    October 7th, 2010 at 10:41pm
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    sunflowers.:
    Dear America,

    Learn how to say Iraq. It's not 'eye-rack'.
    And stop saying you speak American. You don't. You speak English, the only difference is that you killed it and proceded to fuck it up the arse.
    File
    We actually speak what's called "American English" it's an unofficial term for the different words and what-not, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the people who say they speak 'American' don't know that. tehe
    October 8th, 2010 at 02:05am