Crack Pairings

The weirdest ones you've read/written/attempted to write/would like to read.

Read:
Ryan/Matt from Alkaline Trio.

Written:
Ryan/Alex Gaskarth.

Attempted to write:
Ryan/Caspian (attempted)
Ryan/Tony Stark (attempted twice)
Ryan/RDJ (AU, attempted)
Ryan/Kurt Hummel (formulated, made a banner for)
Ryan/Chris Colfer (AU, formulated)
Ryan/Lady Gaga (formulated, she fucks him with a strap-on)
Ryan/Jareth from the Labyrinth (formulated)

Would like to read:
Ryan/Caspian
Ryan/Tony Stark

I ran across an explicit, NC-17 Harry Potter story, once.

Filch/Hagrid.

...Yeah.

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I've seen Harry/Giant Squid, Ron/Giant Squid, and Harry/Dobby. >.<

I've seen Momo/Appa from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Yeahhhhhh.

I only skimmed them, because they disturbed me so much, but Hagrid/Dobby and Hagrid/Hedwig.

Also, Voldemort/Pikachu and SpongeBob/A Krabby Patty. And I also read one about a Care Bear and a racoon.

I read a Ron/Hedwig story once. It was... disturbing.

budgie:

Voldemort/Pikachu

I actually kind of want to see that one xDDDD

I think the oddest I've written are anything with Pansy Parkinson... I like pairing her up with people. Pansy/Fred has been my fave.

And... the weirdest I've read was Sasuke from Naruto and a cupcake xDDD And the cupcake was raping him...

I read an M.Shadows/Lady Gaga fic.

coward.:

I read an M.Shadows/Lady Gaga fic.

Now, that's sounds interesting...lol.

EDIT:

I'd like to read a fic with any Simple Plan member with any member of Backstreet Boys.

Or, an M Shadows/Pierre Bouvier fic.

I'm the worst for writing crack pairings. What's odd is that it's a completely normal circumstance, it's just a weird pairing.

So far, I've written:
Alex Gaskarth/Aled Phillips
Jack Barakat/Ian Watkins
Alex Gaskarth/Sean Smith
Jack Barakat/Chris Colfer
Jack Barakat/Laurence Rene
Alex Gaskarth/Dianna Agron
Zack Merrick/Sierra Kusterbeck
Aled Phillips/Dan Young.

Yeah.

I think the weirdest I've ever read was Alex Gaskarth/Ed Minton, though.

I have a Will Noon/Zack Merrick story I've been working on saved on my computer.
I only paired them together because Will has a 'fro and Zack used to have one...

I also have a James Dewees/Pierre from Simple Plan one shot I have planned out that I shall be writing in the new year.
James rips on Simple Plan whenever he gets the chance to. He hates them but, you know, it could be because he secretly wants to fuck them all...

I've been dying to write a Ke$ha/Kendall Schmidt (Big Time Rush) fic for some reason

She likes hipsters, he's kinda hipster, it all works out.

I'm not sure how it happened, but recently (and by recently I mean about three hours ago) I've been getting into Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas.
As far as I can tell, the two have absolutely nothing in common and no discernable reason to be slashed together. But they're so adorable. There's an LJ community dedicated to the pairing so I'm not sure how cracky they are, but they seem fairly cracky.

Icamane-Caroling:

And... the weirdest I've read was Sasuke from Naruto and a cupcake xDDD And the cupcake was raping him...

Oh, dude.
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I've always had a thing for Kisame/Sakura.
That, I believe, is crack in its ultimate form.
Oh, when it comes down to Naruto, I have such weird pairing preferences.
Like, Kisame/Hinata or Itachi/Hinata.
I also read a Temari/Neji one.
Oh, the possibilities are endless. That's why I like crack.

Rory Williams:

I'm not sure how it happened, but recently (and by recently I mean about three hours ago) I've been getting into Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas.
As far as I can tell, the two have absolutely nothing in common and no discernable reason to be slashed together. But they're so adorable. There's an LJ community dedicated to the pairing so I'm not sure how cracky they are, but they seem fairly cracky.

I saw one of those on we_are_cities the other day. Sounded so weird.

I once read Damian Wayne/ Ra's Al Ghul

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Alex Gaskarth/Sykes brothers smut threesome :D

Doll Face;:

Alex Gaskarth/Sykes brothers smut threesome :D

I'd love to read that

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The strangest i've read are:
William Beckett/ Luke Pasqualino
Gabe Saporta/ Alessandro de Marco
Oh and Gabilliam/ Alex Evans.

Does good!William Beckett/bad!William Beckett count?
If so that.
And Brendon Urie/Brendon Urie.

... and probably Ryan Ross from the future/Brendon Urie from the past.