Crack Pairings

  • folie a dru.

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    The weirdest ones you've read/written/attempted to write/would like to read.

    Read:
    Ryan/Matt from Alkaline Trio.

    Written:
    Ryan/Alex Gaskarth.

    Attempted to write:
    Ryan/Caspian (attempted)
    Ryan/Tony Stark (attempted twice)
    Ryan/RDJ (AU, attempted)
    Ryan/Kurt Hummel (formulated, made a banner for)
    Ryan/Chris Colfer (AU, formulated)
    Ryan/Lady Gaga (formulated, she fucks him with a strap-on)
    Ryan/Jareth from the Labyrinth (formulated)

    Would like to read:
    Ryan/Caspian
    Ryan/Tony Stark
    December 21st, 2010 at 03:59am
  • Jinxeh

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    I ran across an explicit, NC-17 Harry Potter story, once.

    Filch/Hagrid.

    ...Yeah.
    December 21st, 2010 at 05:51am
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    I've seen Harry/Giant Squid, Ron/Giant Squid, and Harry/Dobby. >.<
    December 21st, 2010 at 05:59am
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    I've seen Momo/Appa from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

    Yeahhhhhh. Unsure
    December 21st, 2010 at 06:14am
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    I only skimmed them, because they disturbed me so much, but Hagrid/Dobby and Hagrid/Hedwig.

    Also, Voldemort/Pikachu and SpongeBob/A Krabby Patty. And I also read one about a Care Bear and a racoon. XD
    December 21st, 2010 at 12:28pm
  • fooleish

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    I read a Ron/Hedwig story once. It was... disturbing. OMG NO!
    December 21st, 2010 at 02:59pm
  • Icamane Hatake

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    Voldemort/Pikachu
    I actually kind of want to see that one xDDDD

    I think the oddest I've written are anything with Pansy Parkinson... I like pairing her up with people. Pansy/Fred has been my fave.

    And... the weirdest I've read was Sasuke from Naruto and a cupcake xDDD And the cupcake was raping him... Shifty
    December 22nd, 2010 at 03:04am
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    I read an M.Shadows/Lady Gaga fic.

    XD
    December 22nd, 2010 at 05:52am
  • ThePiesEndure

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    I read an M.Shadows/Lady Gaga fic.

    XD
    Now, that's sounds interesting...lol.

    EDIT:

    I'd like to read a fic with any Simple Plan member with any member of Backstreet Boys.

    Or, an M Shadows/Pierre Bouvier fic.
    December 22nd, 2010 at 02:12pm
  • Zachary Merrick.

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    I'm the worst for writing crack pairings. What's odd is that it's a completely normal circumstance, it's just a weird pairing.

    So far, I've written:
    Alex Gaskarth/Aled Phillips
    Jack Barakat/Ian Watkins
    Alex Gaskarth/Sean Smith
    Jack Barakat/Chris Colfer
    Jack Barakat/Laurence Rene
    Alex Gaskarth/Dianna Agron
    Zack Merrick/Sierra Kusterbeck
    Aled Phillips/Dan Young.

    Yeah. tehe

    I think the weirdest I've ever read was Alex Gaskarth/Ed Minton, though. Shifty
    December 22nd, 2010 at 07:38pm
  • The Color Abi

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    I have a Will Noon/Zack Merrick story I've been working on saved on my computer.
    I only paired them together because Will has a 'fro and Zack used to have one... File

    I also have a James Dewees/Pierre from Simple Plan one shot I have planned out that I shall be writing in the new year.
    James rips on Simple Plan whenever he gets the chance to. He hates them but, you know, it could be because he secretly wants to fuck them all... lmfao
    December 23rd, 2010 at 01:27am
  • bellamy blake

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    I've been dying to write a Ke$ha/Kendall Schmidt (Big Time Rush) fic for some reason XD

    She likes hipsters, he's kinda hipster, it all works out.
    December 25th, 2010 at 05:20am
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    I'm not sure how it happened, but recently (and by recently I mean about three hours ago) I've been getting into Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas.
    As far as I can tell, the two have absolutely nothing in common and no discernable reason to be slashed together. But they're so adorable. Shifty There's an LJ community dedicated to the pairing so I'm not sure how cracky they are, but they seem fairly cracky.
    December 26th, 2010 at 03:54am
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    Icamane-Caroling:
    And... the weirdest I've read was Sasuke from Naruto and a cupcake xDDD And the cupcake was raping him... Shifty
    OMFG Oh, dude. lmfao
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    I've always had a thing for Kisame/Sakura.
    That, I believe, is crack in its ultimate form.
    XD Oh, when it comes down to Naruto, I have such weird pairing preferences.
    Like, Kisame/Hinata or Itachi/Hinata.
    I also read a Temari/Neji one.
    Oh, the possibilities are endless. That's why I like crack.
    lmfao
    December 26th, 2010 at 05:14am
  • folie a dru.

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    Rory Williams:
    I'm not sure how it happened, but recently (and by recently I mean about three hours ago) I've been getting into Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas.
    As far as I can tell, the two have absolutely nothing in common and no discernable reason to be slashed together. But they're so adorable. Shifty There's an LJ community dedicated to the pairing so I'm not sure how cracky they are, but they seem fairly cracky.
    I saw one of those on we_are_cities the other day. Sounded so weird. Shifty XD
    December 26th, 2010 at 09:00pm
  • peter quill.

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    I once read Damian Wayne/ Ra's Al Ghul

    XD
    December 26th, 2010 at 09:07pm
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    December 28th, 2010 at 04:17pm
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    Alex Gaskarth/Sykes brothers smut threesome :D
    December 28th, 2010 at 10:29pm
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    Alex Gaskarth/Sykes brothers smut threesome :D
    I'd love to read that Naughty

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    The strangest i've read are:
    William Beckett/ Luke Pasqualino
    Gabe Saporta/ Alessandro de Marco
    Oh and Gabilliam/ Alex Evans.
    December 28th, 2010 at 10:40pm
  • folie a dru.

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    Does good!William Beckett/bad!William Beckett count?
    If so that.
    And Brendon Urie/Brendon Urie.

    ... and probably Ryan Ross from the future/Brendon Urie from the past.

    XD
    December 28th, 2010 at 10:42pm