Crack Pairings

Will Noon/Ryan Ross are my latest crack pairing. I mean, Jon/Will would make more sense because when Will was The Young Veins manager, they had a huge bromance going on but Will/Ryan is adorable.

Emma Swan and Dean Winchester (Once Upon A Time and Supernatural)

Storm and Thor (Marvel Universe)

Dianna Agron and Chris Evans

Jamie Bell and Joe Mazello

Jennifer Lawrence and Rooney Mara

These are genuinely my new favorites things ever.

Ever.

I've never really written any mad pairings, but I've read some great ones.

Oh God, actually, not great. I just remembered the Hermione/Snape fic I somehow ended up reading once and I am eternally scarred.

I once read a fic that had all of these pairings in:
Ryan/Spencer, Ryan/Brendon, Ryan/Jon, Ryan/Brendon/Jon, Ryan/Amanda Palmer, Ryan/Lindsey(Way), Ryan/Gerard, Ryan/Zack(Hall), Ryan/Pete Wentz, Ryan/Mikey and Ryan/Chris(Carrabba).
You should have seen the warning list

I read this fic that was Gerard paired with this pop singer from some foreign country and I didn't have a clue who he was. That one was weird.

There's an MCR gsf somewhere but it includes Worm and it was so freaky. And then I once read a Bob Bryar/Brian Schechter (or however it's spelt) fic with tentacles.

But my all time favourite was a prison fic with basically every musician from every genre included and it was insane. It went from Kitty/Lynz which is fine by me to Jimmy Urine and a country singer who was the guy that locked the cell doors every night. You want crack? Read that. If you can find it anywhere because I lost it.

Bob Bryar/Brian Schechter totally existed

@ The Color Abi
Brian/everyone totally existsed.

@ Chaos Walking
Brian was such a man whore. And then he got married and quit being a band manager.
I need to write more Brian slash.

@ The Color Abi
Brian could literally be paired with anyone and it would work. I’m starting to remember all the best Brian fics now and they were all smutty (oops). There was that Bob/Brian tentacles one, the Brian/Mikey one about how Mikey fell for Brian because he helped Gerard through the whole drugs thing. There was a sequel that was Brian/Mikey/Gerard which was totally awesome. And then there was the full band mafia roleplay thing.

Brian why did you get married. Why.

@ Chaos Walking
I once read a Brian/Ray Brian/James story and sweet baby Jesus was it great!

Marriage ruined Schechter.

@ The Color Abi
I have never heard of this
I must search.

God dammit Schechter

@ Chaos Walking
It was on LiveJournal years ago.

I might write one myself

[@ The Color Abi
Oh well

I'd love to write a smutty pairing for once, since I've basically read every pairing out there. I've become a walking nc-17 reclist, and yet I've still never written a smut.

I guess I just don't want it to be the same as all the others. And with my luck my parents would choose that day to browse through all my top secret story files on my computer.

@ Chaos Walking
I have my own laptop and the only sex scene shit I've written was purposely awkward.

I might give it a go

I am Captain of the good ship Crack.

Elphaba/Loki (Wicked and Thor)
Hermione Granger/Loki (Harry Potter and Thor)
Tom Hiddleston/Loki
Daenerys Stormborn/Loki (Game of Thrones and Thor)
Martha Jones/Sam Winchester (Dr Who and Supernatural)
Hermione Granger/Dean Winchester (Harry Potter and Supernatural)
11th Doctor/Castiel (Dr Who and Supernatural)
Molly Hooper/Sam Winchester (Sherlock and Supernatural)
Molly Hooper/Thor (Sherlock and Thor)
Rose Tyler/Loki (Dr Who and Thor)

I always see Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden around and THAT is like the mother of all crack ships.

Most of my really cracky ships are Homestuck ones. Dirk/Terezi is my favourite, but really, most Homestuck ships are crack ships.

@ daisyfairy I want to read a Nick/Mike one now!

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Jack Antonoff/Spencer Smith.

I need to write more parings like this!

I'm not sure if it was serious or not (probably not) but, I saw part of an Obama/ Bill Gates story. I've also seen Bible slash. I believe it was Jesus and Moses. They've both been going around Tumblr for a while.

@ fooleish
I used to ship Ryan Ross/Tony Stark. Oh my God, they had such an elaborate backstory and such amazing sex.

I also had this very private, never meant to be published fic that was Ryan at a boarding school and he has this thing for his teacher who was an original character played by RDJ. As well as another with Ryan shacking up with an older man (whose daughters were fine with it) played by RDJ again.

@ part of dru's world.
I wanna read that so bad

Oh my god I've been going through AO3 and I've found some fantastic crack pairings.

Gerard Way/Harry Styles
Frank Iero/Grant Morrison/Gerard Way (I find all the pairings with Grant just weird)
Richard Kruspe/Till Lindemann/Frank Iero (since when did MCR/Rammstein crossovers exist?)
Travis McCoy/Nick Jonas (WHAT ARE YOU DOING)
Ryan Ross/Z Berg/Tennessee Thomas (no seriously)
Frank/Kitty (Oh my god. Oh. My. God. This is the greatest pairing I've ever seen in my life. I SHIP IT)
Bob Bryar/Eliza Cuts (huh)
Bob Bryar/Jamia Nestor

@ Chaos Walking
Sorry to sound ignorant but what's AO3? This sounds interesting...