Crack Pairings

Icamane-Wicked:

I have a really strange urge to rewrite a fairy tale using My Chem as the characters

Do it. I tried it with another fandom and I had so much fun.

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Andy/Woody is a little... but at the same time it makes sense. Just as long as it weren't porn.

dru is better.:

Do it. I tried it with another fandom and I had so much fun.

What fairy tale did you do? I'm thinking of doing a Cinderella Ferard, but that sounds so cliche just typing that

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What's the best response anyone's gotten to their crackfics? My best is, "What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?"

I'm currently writing Ryan Ross/bagel.
Yes, the food item.
Blame Tumblr.

^^ I've thought about Gerard Way/cucumber before but I don't think I could do it.

The most crack-like pairing I've ever written was probably Frank Iero and Matt Rubano, formerly from Taking Back Sunday.

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I think I could write vegetables a lot easier. Getting fucked by food, to me, seems less strange than fucking food.

edit; Uhhh... if anyone wants to read Ryan/bagel . . .
here.

I'm going to write a series of bandom members/inanimate objects.

dru's aching head.:

Do it. I tried it with another fandom and I had so much fun.

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Andy/Woody is a little... but at the same time it makes sense. Just as long as it weren't porn.

I'm pretty sure that that one WAS smut. Ick. I don't want my childhood ruined.

I just remembered something I saw on LJ. I think it was Waycest... with tentacles.

It weirded me right the f*ck out.

fun ghoul ezio.:

I just remembered something I saw on LJ. I think it was Waycest... with tentacles.

It weirded me right the f*ck out.

...what?
How did that even work?

Tentacle fic has quite the following.
Never read or written, but have found.

One of my friends linked me to it because she was hysterically laughing about it. I did not appreciate it.

I couldn't imagine writing it. Anyways. Another crack pairing I've seen was Spongebob / Patrick. I couldn't read it. I just couldn't.

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That one makes sense, at least.

Does Judas/Jesus count as a crack pairing?

._. I'm currently writing an Adam Lambert/Frank Iero It's my baby!

dru's aching head.:

Does Judas/Jesus count as a crack pairing?

I once read a story on Quizilla where Ray Toro hooked up with Jesus at a gay bar.

^^ That is seriously all I can say about that.

I've written Gerard Way / William Beckett before. It actually wasn't as awkward as it probably sounds.

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OMG, that's sounds hot.

^^ Well I'm glad you think so. I should really put that story back up, come to think of it. It was a companion fic to one of my other stories.

^ I second what Dru said. I definitely want to read it.

^^ I'll be sure to link it here when I put it back up. :D

ikillkittenslikewoe:

._. I'm currently writing an Adam Lambert/Frank Iero It's my baby!

I want to read that when you're done.