That Awkward Moment When...

That awkward moment when you almost out yourself.

that awkward moment when you ask ryan ross to share some of his favorite lines with you and he hands you a rolled up dollar bill.

That awkward moment when you score a goal on your team.

That awkward moment when your bra comes undone under your shirt.

That awkward when you're laughing and you pass gas. Or snort.

That awkward moment when you're laughing really hard, and the other person that's laughing abruptly stops laughing.

That awkward moment when you walk up to some stranger and ask for directions and notice that person speaks another language.

That awkward moment when you try to show off your language skills and say something completely stupid.

That awkward moment when bird shit lands on your food.

That awkward moment when you hug someone from behind, only to noticed it's a stranger.

That awkward moment when you grab a stranger and tell him Mom's looking for him and realize it's not your brother.

That awkward moment when kids ask you if you have pubes "down there."

ghostless.:

That awkward moment when you almost out yourself.

That awkward moment when you out yourself in an inconspicuous way and nobody seems to get it.

(Teacher being biphobic. Me: "Well, I don't understand how anyone can only be attracted to one gender, but I don't invalidate heterosexual or homosexual identities." Nobody got it, oh my God.)

That awkward moment when someone scratches their crotch and catches you staring.

That awkward moment when you trip twice going up the same set of stairs, all in one go.

That awkward moment when you THINK you know the answer and you blut it out and it's wrong and everyone stares at you for being dumb.

That awkward moment when you sneeze phlegm on someone you're having a conversation with.

That awkward moment when you stand in front of a pair of doors and assume they're automatic when they're not.

That awkward moment when you say a Chuck Norris joke and the person asks who he is.

That awkward moment when you compare something to a video game and everyone doesn't understand.

That awkward moment when you realize you're voice is terribly annoying.

That awkward moment when you realize there's someone else in your sister's bed and she's not crying out because your mom just died yesterday.

That awkward moment when you walk up to the automatic doors and they slowly creak open and you almost run into them.

That awkward moment when a Twilight fan talks to you when you're wearing an anti-Twilight shirt

That awkward moment when you're singing along to a song and you suddenly forget part of it and mumble nonsense.

That awkward moment when someone knows you're learning a language and starts to talk to you in said language and you don't understand.

That awkward moment when you walk out the store and the alarm sounds.

That awkward moment when you run to the bathroom, do your business, and notice you're out of pads.

That awkward moment when you stand up to greet someone and trip.

druscilla's miracles:

That awkward moment when you walk up to the automatic doors and they slowly creak open and you almost run into them. break because your dad pushes the cart into them.

I've never been laughed at more in my life.

That awkward moment when no one relates to your awkward moment.

That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stop singing in the shower.

The awkward moment when you get the lyrics wrong.

That awkward moment where you accidentally call your teacher "mom" or "dad"
That awkward moment when your roommie/sister/friend/etc. is having really loud sex in the room next to yours.
That awkward moment that happens between when you're born and when you die.