Title: I Can't Hang (new and improved)
Type: Original fiction
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy, drama, religious
Status: Completed
Summary:
Kyle Strickland is dead.
He gets hit by a truck on his merry way home from school on a pleasant rainy day, and as he drifts out of his own life, he shuffles into an afterlife that he never even believed in. When he crosses paths with another bona-fide New York angel named Brady, things start to go to Hell even though Kyle’s technically bound for Heaven.
“Into each life, some rain must fall.”
You know…even if it’s the afterlife.
Excerpt:
“Now. You’re gonna shut up, you’re gonna accept the fact that you’re dead, and we’re gonna go up into Heaven and register you as an angel, and then I’m gonna talk some sense into you, and then you’re gonna fly around and enjoy the afterlife and I’m gonna regret ever doing this after knowing how mean you can be,” he whispered creepily into my face.
“Who are you?” I finally spoke, able to speak in a complete sentence rather than dumb stutters.
He let go and shoved me away. I turned around, staring at him, freaked out by the giant wings that hadn’t retracted yet. Feathers fell from them and gathered at his feet, but the wings didn’t go bare at all.
“Brady Della Porta,” he stated simply. “Dead at twenty-seven, July 31st 1986.” He paused to crack a smirk that had a hint of mischief in it. “Plane crash on my way back from Atlanta.”
I cocked my head, trying to process the information that he just gave me. “O…okay…but…why…why am I…”
“You’re dead, Kyle.”
Type: Original fiction
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy, drama, religious
Status: Completed
Summary:
Kyle Strickland is dead.
He gets hit by a truck on his merry way home from school on a pleasant rainy day, and as he drifts out of his own life, he shuffles into an afterlife that he never even believed in. When he crosses paths with another bona-fide New York angel named Brady, things start to go to Hell even though Kyle’s technically bound for Heaven.
“Into each life, some rain must fall.”
You know…even if it’s the afterlife.
Excerpt:
“Now. You’re gonna shut up, you’re gonna accept the fact that you’re dead, and we’re gonna go up into Heaven and register you as an angel, and then I’m gonna talk some sense into you, and then you’re gonna fly around and enjoy the afterlife and I’m gonna regret ever doing this after knowing how mean you can be,” he whispered creepily into my face.
“Who are you?” I finally spoke, able to speak in a complete sentence rather than dumb stutters.
He let go and shoved me away. I turned around, staring at him, freaked out by the giant wings that hadn’t retracted yet. Feathers fell from them and gathered at his feet, but the wings didn’t go bare at all.
“Brady Della Porta,” he stated simply. “Dead at twenty-seven, July 31st 1986.” He paused to crack a smirk that had a hint of mischief in it. “Plane crash on my way back from Atlanta.”
I cocked my head, trying to process the information that he just gave me. “O…okay…but…why…why am I…”
“You’re dead, Kyle.”
July 15th, 2014 at 05:01pm