Marry, Fuck, & Throw Take Two

^ I can't believe you threw bae omg we can't be friends

Marry: Scarlett
Fuck: Hayley
Throw: Stella

Revenge era Gerard Way, Black Parade era Gerard Way, Danger Days era Gerard Way?

how dare you make me choose

Marry: Danger Days!Gerard.
Fuck: Revenge!Gerard.
Throw: Black Parade!Gerard.

Dylan O'Brien, Tyler Hoechlin, Tyler Posey?

Marry: Dylan
Fuck: Tyler H
Throw: Tyler P

Marco Reus, Manuel Neuer, Mario Goetze?

^ I am sorry for throwing Manuel but I didn't this time??

Marry: Mario
Fuck: Manuel
Throw: Marco

Hayley Williams, Lynn Gunn, Alex Gaskarth?

^ okay acceptable we're friends again Also I'd marry Mario Goetze because of his eyebrows alone.

Marry: Lynn
Fuck: Hayley
Throw: Alex

Danny Jones, Dougie Poynter, Tom Fletcher?

Marry: Tom Fletcher because he looks like the type of guy who’s going to be good to me, has a stable job, supports me even through my inconsistencies, and will most likely have 2.5 kids with me in a nice house in the suburbs.

Fuck: Dougie Poynter because he looks like the type of guy I most likely just had a fling with before I met Tom. But we weren’t serious. More like he was just a guy my friends encouraged me to go on a few dates with so I could get back in the dating game. But then I met Tom on Tinder and we connected fully, so I had to say goodbye to Dougie.

Throw: Danny Jones, because he looks like the guy who broke my heart in the first place and was the reason why I had to get forced back into the dating world by my friends. He most likely cheated on me with a girl who works at Hooters. He was the reason why I believed that no man will ever treat me right. But then I met Tom so it all turned out ok.

Edward Cullen (Twilight), Bill Compton (HBO’s True Blood), or Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejuidice)?

Oh god none. Uh:

Marry: Bill Compton (I have no idea who he is but I don't like the other two)
Fuck: Edward Cullen (but can I please have him as normal Robert Pattinson because at least he's somewhat attractive)
Throw: Darcy (can't stand Colin Firth and he's all I can think about when anybody mentions Darcy)

Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger

^^ Yes, you can make him Robert Patterson instead lmboooo

Marry: Harry. Freaking. Potter

Fuck: Ron

Throw: Harmione

Miguel (singer), Bruno Mars, Aaliyah (singer)

Marry: Bruno Mars (He has my whole damn heart)
Fuck: Miguel
Throw: Aaliyah

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M/F/T:
John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, & Adam Driver

M: John
F: Oscar
T: Adam

(BUT LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I LOVE THEM ALL AND THEY ARE ALL CUTIE PATOOTIES)

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Brendon Urie, Pete Wentz, Gerard Way (AKA holy emo trinity)

M: Brendon
F: Pete
T: Gerard

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Hayley Williams, Zac Farro, Tayler York?

M: Hayley
F: Tayler
T: Zac

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Alex Gaskarth, Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick?

Marry: Zack
Fuck: Jack
Throw: Alex

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Zacky Vengeance, Synyster Gates, & M. Shadows

NONE OF THEM

M: M. Shadows
F: Synyster Gates
T: Zacky V.

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(the characters, not the actors!) Jake Peralta, Any Santiago, Rosa Dias?

omg
M: Rosa
F: Amy
T: Jake

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Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, Paul Wesley?

Marry: Ian
Fuck: Nina
Throw: Paul

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Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Norman Reedus, & Andrew Lincoln?

M: JDM
F: Norman
T: Andrew

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Mats Hummels, Manuel Neuer, Robert Lewandowski?

M: Robert
F: Mats
T: Manuel

Frank Iero, Adam Lazzara, Post Malone?

Marry: Post Malone (he seems like a great guy)
Fuck: Frank Lero
Throw: Adam Lazzara (guitarist are more of my thing)

Ok...Beyonce, Shakira, Rihanna?

M: Shakira
F: Rihanna (I have the biggest crush on her )
T: Beyonce

Travis Barker, Mark Hoppus, Matt Skiba?