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  • folie a dru.

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    This is a weird one. I say this on Tumblr a lot.
    I haz pizza. You no can haz.

    Basically you say something you haz [have]. Food, drink, electronic device, hoodie whatever. And then decide whether or not the person below you can haz [have] it.

    Then the person below can thank you or throw it back [if you have them nasty pudding] or sulk or whatever. And then they say what they haz and repeat.

    It's all for fun.

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    I haz flat soda. You can haz.
    February 26th, 2011 at 05:32pm
  • purple haze.

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    Throw back tehe

    I haz cat. You no can haz.
    February 26th, 2011 at 05:52pm
  • folie a dru.

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    But I waaaaaaaant it. Weird

    I haz Girl Scout cookies. You can haz one.
    February 26th, 2011 at 05:57pm
  • Ghoul Scouts

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    Ohh yay! Happy face

    I haz my favorite hoodie on. You can no haz ever.
    February 26th, 2011 at 05:59pm
  • Roseh; believe

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    I has my own favourite, kthx XD

    I has warm cat on my lap. You can haz stroke it until it bites you.
    February 26th, 2011 at 06:05pm
  • anto wrestles bears

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    No thank you. I haz my own warm cat.

    I haz too-tight pants. You no can haz.
    February 26th, 2011 at 06:10pm
  • Bella Goes Away.

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    No thanks, haz own cat. Weird

    Fine! Snob

    I haz bunny, you no can haz.
    February 26th, 2011 at 06:11pm
  • golden.

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    OMG NO! But I want a bunny!

    I haz a boxer puppy that you no can haz!
    February 26th, 2011 at 06:40pm
  • outtahereyall

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    but I want Sad

    i has yummy perfume from rue21. you can no haz.
    February 26th, 2011 at 07:06pm
  • purple haze.

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    Cry But I want

    I haz Misfits to watch. You can haz.
    February 26th, 2011 at 07:15pm
  • liam payne.

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    i will haz. thank you. Weird

    i haz two tickets to see my chemical romance. you can haz one. Arms
    February 26th, 2011 at 07:21pm
  • folie a dru.

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    Yay! My Chem with a Mibbian. Crazy

    I haz twenty dollars. You no can haz unless you go to a movie with me and then I will pay for you. File
    February 26th, 2011 at 07:23pm
  • golden.

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    Twitch Anything to get me out of the house!

    I haz pink eye. I give it to you. Shifty
    February 26th, 2011 at 07:24pm
  • Crash Thrusts.

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    I'm good without the pink eye. File

    I haz remote. You can't haz.
    February 26th, 2011 at 07:24pm
  • Takanori Matsumoto.

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    But now I have to get up. Don

    I haz awesome jams. File You no can haz.
    February 26th, 2011 at 07:47pm
  • Crash Thrusts.

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    I have my own awesome jams, thanks. Cute

    I haz pictures. You can haz, but you'll have to give them back.
    February 26th, 2011 at 07:48pm
  • rosewater tide.

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    Okies.

    I haz warm green sweatpants. You can haz the blue ones.
    February 26th, 2011 at 08:15pm
  • Roseh; believe

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    Blue looks better on me, so thank you!

    I has my mum's roast potatoes which are the best in the world. You can haz none.
    (Because they're all going in my face)
    February 26th, 2011 at 08:18pm
  • Takanori Matsumoto.

    Takanori Matsumoto. (150)

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    Fine. Snob I haz my own nomz anyway.

    I haz a cuddly, purring kitty. In Love You can haz if you give her back in an hour.
    February 26th, 2011 at 08:19pm
  • cruciatus.

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    Yay! Crazy

    I haz comfy lap blanket. You no can haz.
    February 26th, 2011 at 08:22pm