I haz. You no can haz.

This is a weird one. I say this on Tumblr a lot.
I haz pizza. You no can haz.

Basically you say something you haz [have]. Food, drink, electronic device, hoodie whatever. And then decide whether or not the person below you can haz [have] it.

Then the person below can thank you or throw it back [if you have them nasty pudding] or sulk or whatever. And then they say what they haz and repeat.

It's all for fun.

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I haz flat soda. You can haz.

Throw back

I haz cat. You no can haz.

But I waaaaaaaant it.

I haz Girl Scout cookies. You can haz one.

Ohh yay!

I haz my favorite hoodie on. You can no haz ever.

I has my own favourite, kthx

I has warm cat on my lap. You can haz stroke it until it bites you.

No thank you. I haz my own warm cat.

I haz too-tight pants. You no can haz.

No thanks, haz own cat.

Fine!

I haz bunny, you no can haz.

But I want a bunny!

I haz a boxer puppy that you no can haz!

but I want

i has yummy perfume from rue21. you can no haz.

But I want

I haz Misfits to watch. You can haz.

i will haz. thank you.

i haz two tickets to see my chemical romance. you can haz one.

Yay! My Chem with a Mibbian.

I haz twenty dollars. You no can haz unless you go to a movie with me and then I will pay for you.

Anything to get me out of the house!

I haz pink eye. I give it to you.

I'm good without the pink eye.

I haz remote. You can't haz.

But now I have to get up.

I haz awesome jams. You no can haz.

I have my own awesome jams, thanks.

I haz pictures. You can haz, but you'll have to give them back.

Okies.

I haz warm green sweatpants. You can haz the blue ones.

Blue looks better on me, so thank you!

I has my mum's roast potatoes which are the best in the world. You can haz none.
(Because they're all going in my face)

Fine. I haz my own nomz anyway.

I haz a cuddly, purring kitty. You can haz if you give her back in an hour.

Yay!

I haz comfy lap blanket. You no can haz.