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  • This.Useless.Heart.

    This.Useless.Heart. (115)

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    -pets-

    I has an awesome pink swirly 12-sided die. You no can haz.
    June 7th, 2013 at 05:12am
  • folie a dru.

    folie a dru. (1270)

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    I haz some red onez.

    I haz cold can of Dr. Pepper. You no can haz 23 flavors. You can only haz 5.
    June 7th, 2013 at 05:29am
  • lumy.

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    I has Mello Yello instead :D

    I haz, uh, music playing. You can listenz.
    June 7th, 2013 at 06:23am
  • This.Useless.Heart.

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    Cool. Cool -listens-

    I haz Doctor Who lamp. You no can haz.
    June 7th, 2013 at 08:16am
  • archivist

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    ...but wai?

    I haz YouTube series by UberHaxorNova to watch, you no can haz it's mine
    June 8th, 2013 at 01:19am
  • DefineEmaciated

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    No want.

    I haz Marilyn Manson tickets and a skeleton cameo. You no can haz.
    June 8th, 2013 at 03:51am
  • RaeStardust.

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    ...but whai?

    I haz cookie dough ice cream. You no can haz.
    June 8th, 2013 at 06:45am
  • lumy.

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    But wai?

    I haz burned hand (whoo, no more fingerprints). You can haz.
    June 8th, 2013 at 06:56am
  • cataclysmic.

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    No wantz

    I haz cold coca-cola, you no can haz.
    June 8th, 2013 at 07:00am
  • lumy.

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    Fine.

    I haz a kitten. You no can haz.
    June 8th, 2013 at 07:17am
  • RaeStardust.

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    I haz kitten already!

    I haz cream soda. You can haz some.
    June 8th, 2013 at 08:21am
  • MarsAerglo

    MarsAerglo (110)

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    No wantz, cream soda be icky Dx

    I haz insomnia, you can haz cx
    June 8th, 2013 at 09:28am
  • lumy.

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    No wantz.
    I haz hand bandage, you no can haz.
    June 8th, 2013 at 05:18pm
  • MarsAerglo

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    No wantz.

    I haz free concert tickets. You can no haz.
    June 8th, 2013 at 05:33pm
  • cataclysmic.

    cataclysmic. (100)

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    Aww, okai.

    I haz toast. You can haz some.
    June 9th, 2013 at 12:48am
  • RaeStardust.

    RaeStardust. (100)

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    Yay!

    I haz pizza. You can haz some.
    June 9th, 2013 at 01:01am
  • archivist

    archivist (660)

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    I no likez pizza. (I'm weird I know)

    I haz epic badass awesome program called Chunky rendering images and murdering my computer. Pls, haz it.
    June 9th, 2013 at 01:33am
  • RaeStardust.

    RaeStardust. (100)

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    No wantz!

    I haz itty bitty sleepy kitteh. You no can haz but you can pet him. Cute
    June 9th, 2013 at 04:58am
  • This.Useless.Heart.

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    Yay! -pets-

    I haz a bunch of Magic cards. You no can haz, but you can look at them.
    June 9th, 2013 at 05:09am
  • lumy.

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    I wantz!

    I haz caramel candies. You can haz one.
    June 9th, 2013 at 06:27pm