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    OMFG It's like... good, but at the same time, it's weird. I preferred the Gerard/Gerard one previously. This one they change young G's name to 'Gerry' and that kind of put me off. It's pretty well written though.

    But hell, I think I'm just bitching because I didn't get to see the Mikey/Mikey/Mikey sex lmfao
    You know, for someone who doesn't read a whole lot of porn, I have to admit I completely agree with you. XD
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    Oh my God I love it. XD Surprisingly well written...and a little bit exciting. Shifty
    I know right? tehe
    April 1st, 2011 at 07:24am
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    ^ After reading the Gerard/Gerard sex in the teen Gerard/Killjoy Gerard fic posted before, I was just so excited to see nerd Mikey, Black Parade Mikey and Killjoy Mikey get it on *sigh* Someone needs to rewrite that fic and ignore Lindsay, Lyn-z, "Gerry," and Gerard and just focus on Mikey, Mikey, and Mikey Happy face

    lmfao
    April 1st, 2011 at 07:30am
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    ^YUS! Again, I totally agree. Happy face
    April 1st, 2011 at 08:04am
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    Oh my God I love it. XD Surprisingly well written...and a little bit exciting. Shifty
    Right? Those were my feelings exactly xD
    April 2nd, 2011 at 03:09am
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    Right? Those were my feelings exactly xD
    I definitely remember feeling that it was way better than it had any right to be. lmfao
    April 2nd, 2011 at 03:10am
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    I definitely remember feeling that it was way better than it had any right to be. lmfao
    Yeah! I thought it was going to be poorly written, but it was actually pretty good. I was impressed xD

    Oh... another strange one... the one where Sasuke from Naruto was in a relationship with a cupcake... yeah XD
    April 2nd, 2011 at 03:15am
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    This really hardcore torture fic where this girl was torturing Gerard. Frank was her "pet". And at one point she cut Gerard's eye out and fed it to Frank.

    Yeah. O_O
    April 2nd, 2011 at 05:57am
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    This really hardcore torture fic where this girl was torturing Gerard. Frank was her "pet". And at one point she cut Gerard's eye out and fed it to Frank.

    Yeah. O_O
    lmfao lmfao lmfao
    sorry. I had to. Not that I'm making fun of it, but your post sounded so funny in my head. XD

    I remember reading a fic that was Hermione/Snape, except it was incest. And she was screwing everybody else, too.
    April 2nd, 2011 at 08:45am
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    This really hardcore torture fic where this girl was torturing Gerard. Frank was her "pet". And at one point she cut Gerard's eye out and fed it to Frank.
    Do you a link to this?!
    April 2nd, 2011 at 03:59pm
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    This really hardcore torture fic where this girl was torturing Gerard. Frank was her "pet". And at one point she cut Gerard's eye out and fed it to Frank.

    Yeah. O_O
    ^ I'm legitimately terrified of this girl.
    April 2nd, 2011 at 04:29pm
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    Do you a link to this?!
    Sorry, can't find it. I read it back in '06, I think so . . . she may have taken it down or whatever.
    April 2nd, 2011 at 07:47pm
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    Hogwarts Castle and the Giant Squid having sex. I knew I shouldn't have clicked that link.
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    The strangest thing I ever read was a slashfic involving Winnie the Pooh and Tigger. .___________.
    I haven't read either of these, but just the mention of them made me laugh so hard.
    April 3rd, 2011 at 08:52am
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    50 Shades of Grey was probably the strangest thing I've ever read, since I don't normally delve into that side of sex when sex does come across in stories. Actually, it was the scene where (SPOILER) Christian Grey made Anastasia put those chinese balls up in her v and she was walking around with them in...I read that on the school bus and it was extremely awkward to read.

    Yeah. I don't plan on reading the second and third book of that series.
    February 4th, 2013 at 05:37am
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    A while back I read a X-Files trollfic where the entire plot of the fic was how much Mulder had to pee and there was no access to proper peeing facilities. I think that definitely has made the "dafuq" list. Facepalm

    Oh, and there was also one that I actually liked that was a legit fic where Mulder and Scully were turned into panthers (for...some reason? that was never properly explained in a way that made sense?) They had to like figure out how it happened and try to reverse it before they lost their humanity completely. It was strange, but actually pretty darn good.

    Oh...and Cupcakes. Shocked If you are into My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, then you already know what I mean. To the uninitiated, it's just... a surprisingly well-written and all around insane and unsettling gorefest torture fic. Just... google it...carefully.
    February 4th, 2013 at 09:57pm
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    @ This.Useless.Heart.
    That cupcakes thing was feral. I remember reading that and just being like....what the actual fuck.

    The Zayn/Harry/Baby Lux fanfiction tops the list, actually. Reading that almost made me puke.
    February 5th, 2013 at 04:33am
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    Tentaporn. I thought I was reading good ol' fashion pornfic and then all the sudden the teacher morphed into an octomonster and started to molest the girl. It was definitely a what the f-ck, get me out of here moment.

    By far the most strange thing I've ever read...
    February 6th, 2013 at 10:27am
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    Indeed. Shocked And it was actually surprisingly well written, like the characters reacted relatively believably and everything...which is insane to say about a grimdark torture gorn fic about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. XD
    February 11th, 2013 at 07:18am
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    Hogwarts Castle and the Giant Squid having sex. I knew I shouldn't have clicked that link.
    lmfao omg.

    A long time ago, a girl on mibba posted this story that was all about raping a horse. lmfao It got to 15 chapters or so until everybody was so mad at her that she took it down.
    February 13th, 2013 at 03:25am
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    Professor Snape fucking the Teletubies.
    February 13th, 2013 at 11:09am
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    A Spongebob tentaporn slash fic with Spongebob/Patrick/Squidward.

    I was pretty badly scarred.
    February 13th, 2013 at 03:57pm