What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

  • misery's best friend

    misery's best friend (150)

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    Look at me weirdly and tell me to go to a therapist again.

    If you brought home a huge biker dude and say that he's your best friend?
    June 28th, 2011 at 02:14pm
  • Little

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    She'd say hello to him.

    If you broke her favourite piece of china?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:23pm
  • misery's best friend

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    She wouldn't care.

    If you failed a major class?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:33pm
  • Little

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    She'd be disappointed and wonder how I failed but encourage me to resit the class and work harder to pass.

    If you started acting like a frog?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:39pm
  • misery's best friend

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    She would be confused because she knows I hate frogs, and then take me to a mental institute.

    If you started dressing up really skimpily?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:40pm
  • Little

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    She'd say "nice boobs!" or "Are you going out in that dress, like that?"

    If you started hitting the gym every evening?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:43pm
  • KiddoOverload

    KiddoOverload (100)

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    tell me to remember to quit smoking too Shifty

    if you made an april fool about you being pregnant?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:44pm
  • misery's best friend

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    She wouldn't believe me.

    If you suddenly grew a mustache?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:45pm
  • KiddoOverload

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    she would die of laughing

    if you started smoking, and if you'e smoker, stopped smoking?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:46pm
  • misery's best friend

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    Um, probably join me, or scare me out of it by telling me stories about her bad teeth.

    If you went home with a tattoo?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:47pm
  • Little

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    She'd ask to see it.

    Same?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:48pm
  • KiddoOverload

    KiddoOverload (100)

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    she would tell me it's good for my health that I stopped smoking.

    if you got tattooed her name on your butt?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:50pm
  • Little

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    She would ask why and say it's ridiculous but thanks.

    If you jumped out of your bedroom window?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:54pm
  • misery's best friend

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    She would think I've gone nuts.

    If you developed an obsession with peanut butter?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:58pm
  • KiddoOverload

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    she would tell me I have to buy it myself

    if you told her you're a stalker?
    June 28th, 2011 at 03:59pm
  • misery's best friend

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    She would ask who I'm stalking.

    If you didn't come home for two days?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:03pm
  • Little

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    Text or call me to see where I am.

    If you only ate french fries?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:04pm
  • KiddoOverload

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    tell me I'll get fat.

    if you told her you bought her a coffin for her birthday?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:05pm
  • Little

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    Yell at me and not speak to me for a while.

    If you spat at her?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:06pm
  • misery's best friend

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    Spit back at me.

    If you cut off your finger?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:08pm