What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

  • KiddoOverload

    KiddoOverload (100)

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    tell me I'm stupid.

    if your came up behind her and yelled "SURPRISE BUTT SECKS!" ?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:10pm
  • Little

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    Scream in fright then yell at me for doing that.

    If you slashed her tires?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:11pm
  • misery's best friend

    misery's best friend (150)

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    She would be like, "WTF is wrong with you?" Shocked

    If you had an all-out tantrum for no apparent reason?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:11pm
  • KiddoOverload

    KiddoOverload (100)

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    tell me I need help

    if you told her you're marrying Gerard Way?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:11pm
  • Little

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    Say, "Who's that?"

    If you became a nudist?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:12pm
  • KiddoOverload

    KiddoOverload (100)

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    tell me I really do need medical help

    if you told her you can't have kids?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:13pm
  • Little

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    She would ask why I think that.

    If you told her you are a virgin?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:15pm
  • KiddoOverload

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    she would die of laughing.

    if you told her you're pregnant and the father is Hugh Jackman?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:16pm
  • Little

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    She'd laugh like I was joking but secretly wonder if I actually believe that.

    If you pretended to have a seizure?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:18pm
  • KiddoOverload

    KiddoOverload (100)

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    she would find out I don't and slap me

    if you got a job as a stripper?
    June 28th, 2011 at 04:19pm
  • Little

    Little (100)

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    Say "make sure you're father doesn't find out" and be happy I've got a job.

    If you became a contestant on Big Brother?
    June 29th, 2011 at 06:41am
  • misery's best friend

    misery's best friend (150)

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    Be happy for me, I guess.

    If you joined the circus?
    June 29th, 2011 at 01:14pm
  • DesmondTiny

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    Wonder why I would choose to do such a thing.

    If she found out you blew up the white house O_O
    June 29th, 2011 at 08:05pm
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

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    Yell at me and tell her to get out of her sight because she couldn't stand having a kid who is a criminal.

    If you assassinated a politician?
    June 30th, 2011 at 08:03am
  • Little

    Little (100)

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    Tell me I shouldn't have done that and that it was silly.

    If you wore her clothes everywhere instead of your own?
    June 30th, 2011 at 09:12am
  • Narzisse Narcosis;

    Narzisse Narcosis; (150)

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    Give me her "WTF" look, and then laugh as they fall off of me, because she's a bit wider than I am.

    If you ran away to tour with a death metal band?
    June 30th, 2011 at 01:03pm
  • misery's best friend

    misery's best friend (150)

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    Hunt me down and nag the life out of me.

    If you dyed your hair blue/green/red?
    June 30th, 2011 at 04:58pm
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

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    Throw a fit and force me to dye it back.

    If you became a Playboy Bunny?
    July 2nd, 2011 at 05:35am
  • CraigMabbitt

    CraigMabbitt (100)

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    Be happy I finally got out of the house and did something.

    If you jumped on her bed screaming and singing every night while she tries to go to bed?
    July 2nd, 2011 at 06:11am
  • DesmondTiny

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    Probably kick my ass :P

    If she found out you are part of a secret society that is planning on taking over the world O_O
    July 2nd, 2011 at 06:36am