What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

  • Chairman Meow

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    Weird Go ballistic but let it go after a while.

    Finding animated pornography of your favorite band members in your phone?
    July 31st, 2015 at 04:07pm
  • lonely girl.

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    Freak. File

    Walked in on you having sex with someone who is not your s/o (let's just assume you have one if you don't)?
    August 1st, 2015 at 07:55am
  • nearly witches.

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    Never mind the whole thing, my parents would probably never be able to talk to me again with the walking in bit sans the non s/o. I'd probably get some lecture about respecting my body but I think they realise by now that I'm old enough and stupid enough to make my own decisions.

    If they found plans you had made to blow up your country current government buildings?
    August 1st, 2015 at 01:56pm
  • lonely girl.

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    Turn me in to the police.

    If you decided to repeat everything they said for a week?
    August 1st, 2015 at 02:13pm
  • nearly witches.

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    My dad would absolutely lose it and hit me. He wouldn't hit me normally but that'd get annoying quickly and me and my dad have basically got the same personality and I'd hit someone if they did it. My mum would yell at me, definitely. And they'd lock me in my room and not talk to me. lmfao

    If you ignored them for a month straight?
    August 1st, 2015 at 04:59pm
  • lonely girl.

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    Get pissed then not doing anything for me i.e. take me places, remind me to do laundry or that food is ready, etc.

    If you switched around your sleeping - awake schedule (so you are asleep when usually awake and vice versa)?
    August 2nd, 2015 at 08:07am
  • nearly witches.

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    My dad works nightshift, so he'd probably be happy of the company. My mum would freak. She still thinks that if I stay up after 10 PM, I'm a rebel. Coffee

    If you broke the television?
    August 2nd, 2015 at 05:07pm
  • Velvet.Tears.

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    My dad would be pissed, though he'd get over it because he has another. My mom and step-dad would probably just be like okay whatever because they don't really watch television.

    If you started dating someone that you met online?
    August 4th, 2015 at 07:09pm
  • louis tomlinson.

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    Give me a huge lecture about online safety and how it's probably a predator and force me to cut off contact with them.

    If they discovered you were running an illegal drug cartel?
    August 4th, 2015 at 07:35pm
  • nearly witches.

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    They'd kill me. No jokes.

    If you fled the country and moved to a completely different continent?
    August 8th, 2015 at 01:41pm
  • losing control.

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    My mo would probably track me down to yell at me an harass me until I came back Facepalm

    If you moved out suddenly without letting them know?
    August 8th, 2015 at 05:18pm
  • lonely girl.

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    Probably get a little annoyed, and threaten not to let me back.

    If you declared bankruptcy?
    August 9th, 2015 at 01:34pm
  • bona drag.

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    As a financial adviser, my father would just tell me I legally cannot do that with the amount of money I have vs the amount I owe and I feel like that would be the end of that conversation. Dad, I'm declaring bankruptcy. "No you're not." Okay then. Shifty

    If you hired actors to pretend to be your parents at events instead of inviting them?
    August 15th, 2015 at 09:20pm
  • lonely girl.

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    Be super offended that I actually stuck by my word of "being too embarrassed by them to take them out in public".

    If you went off the grid for several weeks?
    August 16th, 2015 at 01:07pm
  • The Real Mitt Romney

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    Probably nothing. Once I made contact again they'd be like "oh, we were worries, sup"

    If they found you drinking?
    August 17th, 2015 at 03:18am
  • nearly witches.

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    Join in, probably.

    If you decided to live a spartan life out in the jungle?
    August 17th, 2015 at 12:01pm
  • glitterbomb.

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    Probably question me as the jungle is the last place that I want to live. They'd probably accept it, though force me to have adequate survival skills and protection.

    If you insisted upon going outside nude at less once a day (presumably in a semi public place)
    August 18th, 2015 at 07:22pm
  • The Real Mitt Romney

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    Um, murder me to say the least.

    If you were dating your cousin?
    August 20th, 2015 at 04:48am
  • nearly witches.

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    Disown me completely. That sort of thing definitely wouldn't fly in our family.

    If you decided to make your living by busking on the streets?
    August 20th, 2015 at 11:14am
  • losing control.

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    Tell me that "I'm smarter than that" and "she didn't raise me like that".

    If you randomly decided to move across the country?
    August 31st, 2015 at 12:09am