What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

Go ballistic but let it go after a while.

Finding animated pornography of your favorite band members in your phone?

Freak.

Walked in on you having sex with someone who is not your s/o (let's just assume you have one if you don't)?

Never mind the whole thing, my parents would probably never be able to talk to me again with the walking in bit sans the non s/o. I'd probably get some lecture about respecting my body but I think they realise by now that I'm old enough and stupid enough to make my own decisions.

If they found plans you had made to blow up your country current government buildings?

Turn me in to the police.

If you decided to repeat everything they said for a week?

My dad would absolutely lose it and hit me. He wouldn't hit me normally but that'd get annoying quickly and me and my dad have basically got the same personality and I'd hit someone if they did it. My mum would yell at me, definitely. And they'd lock me in my room and not talk to me.

If you ignored them for a month straight?

Get pissed then not doing anything for me i.e. take me places, remind me to do laundry or that food is ready, etc.

If you switched around your sleeping - awake schedule (so you are asleep when usually awake and vice versa)?

My dad works nightshift, so he'd probably be happy of the company. My mum would freak. She still thinks that if I stay up after 10 PM, I'm a rebel.

If you broke the television?

My dad would be pissed, though he'd get over it because he has another. My mom and step-dad would probably just be like okay whatever because they don't really watch television.

If you started dating someone that you met online?

Give me a huge lecture about online safety and how it's probably a predator and force me to cut off contact with them.

If they discovered you were running an illegal drug cartel?

They'd kill me. No jokes.

If you fled the country and moved to a completely different continent?

My mo would probably track me down to yell at me an harass me until I came back

If you moved out suddenly without letting them know?

Probably get a little annoyed, and threaten not to let me back.

If you declared bankruptcy?

As a financial adviser, my father would just tell me I legally cannot do that with the amount of money I have vs the amount I owe and I feel like that would be the end of that conversation. Dad, I'm declaring bankruptcy. "No you're not." Okay then.

If you hired actors to pretend to be your parents at events instead of inviting them?

Be super offended that I actually stuck by my word of "being too embarrassed by them to take them out in public".

If you went off the grid for several weeks?

Probably nothing. Once I made contact again they'd be like "oh, we were worries, sup"

If they found you drinking?

Join in, probably.

If you decided to live a spartan life out in the jungle?

Probably question me as the jungle is the last place that I want to live. They'd probably accept it, though force me to have adequate survival skills and protection.

If you insisted upon going outside nude at less once a day (presumably in a semi public place)

Um, murder me to say the least.

If you were dating your cousin?

Disown me completely. That sort of thing definitely wouldn't fly in our family.

If you decided to make your living by busking on the streets?

Tell me that "I'm smarter than that" and "she didn't raise me like that".

If you randomly decided to move across the country?