What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

Probably get fed up at me & think it's a uni thing.

If you decided to star in a musical that had a very overt sex scene (with you as the star)?

Get annoyed super fast and tell me to cut it out

If you decided to quit your job/drop out of school to move to Hollywood?

Laugh at me, probably. Then tell me I'm talking shite and veto the whole thing.

If you came home with a facial piercing?

Sigh, and say 'what about potential employers'.

If you walked in on them having sex?

I don't even wanna think about that. They'd probably be embarrassed but I'd be scarred for life.

If you cooked them a slap-up dinner?

Probably complain that I made something she doesn't like

If you decided to move to another country?

Freak.

If you decided to take up playing the drums at 3am in the morning, but since you don't own a drum kit you use pots and pans from the kitchen instead?

they'd think i've gone crazy

if you presented to them a boy, but not as a boyfriend or crush, as a hookup?

Ask what was wrong with me considering that'd be extremely out of character.

Got plastic surgery on your face?

Roll their eyes and tell me I didn't need to waste my money on it.

Took up extreme wrestling?

Laugh. Really fucking hard.

Suddenly just went backpacking through Europe without warning?

Be very concerned and ask me to come back.

Swore like a trooper in front of them / your grandparents?

I do that on the daily. I'm just at that age and on that level with both my parents & grandparents. They try to get me to lower my voice if I do it in public since I tend to be a loud ranter.

Sang every answer to their questions for a whole day?

wonder if there's something wrong with me and eventually tell me to call if off, hahah

Disappeared for two days?

Be worried and then more than likely throttle me when I showed back up.

Adopted five dogs in one go?

Ask if something is wrong because I don't like dogs.

Didn't go to work for two weeks despite there being no reason not to?

Probably throttle me and tell me that I'm not a kid anymore so I can't be doing this crap.

Got a tattoo on your face/neck?

Kill me. My dad doesn't mind tattoos but he and my mum would definitely go nuts if they were as visible as that.

Took up a career as a stripper?

My mom would kidnap me and lock me in a closet, and my dad would guard the door 24/7.

If you had a baby right now?

Nothing. My mum was pregnant with me by my age, so neither of them could say anything without being massive hypocrites.

Told them you were moving to Timbuktu?