What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

  • operatic skeleton.

    operatic skeleton. (100)

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    forbid me from leaving the house for a long time

    if she found out you were hooked on crystal meth
    July 2nd, 2011 at 06:47am
  • DesmondTiny

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    probably send me someplace to get help for that. O_O

    If they found out that you shot the sheriff O_O ;P (And the police sang about it) Cool
    July 2nd, 2011 at 07:04am
  • CraigMabbitt

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    freak out, have me arrested, yell at me for shooting family since the sheriff is my uncle.

    same? Cool
    July 2nd, 2011 at 07:08am
  • misery's best friend

    misery's best friend (150)

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    Probably have me surrender to the police.

    If you went home with a hooker?
    July 2nd, 2011 at 08:03am
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

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    Go "WTF?!" and ask me why the hell would I pay for sex before and was I really that desperate?

    If you became a gold-digger?
    July 2nd, 2011 at 08:32am
  • misery's best friend

    misery's best friend (150)

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    She would lecture me about it.

    If they found a collection of fetuses in jars in your closet?
    July 2nd, 2011 at 08:47am
  • mr. mojo risin

    mr. mojo risin (100)

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    they wouldn't be surprised.

    XD

    If you were having an affair with a married 40-year old man/woman?
    July 2nd, 2011 at 09:01am
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

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    Tell me I'm a terrible person and that it was a horrible thing to do and if I break up their marriage, how would I feel having to live with the fact that I broke up someone's marriage for the rest of my life?

    If you joined the Mafia?
    July 2nd, 2011 at 09:05am
  • misery's best friend

    misery's best friend (150)

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    Ask me if that is what I really want to do with my life.

    If you ran over the neighbor's dog?
    July 2nd, 2011 at 09:10am
  • Lalonde.

    Lalonde. (125)

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    She'd tell me to go apologize to the neighbours and then make sure I was okay and not freaking out.

    If you dropped out of school?
    July 3rd, 2011 at 06:13am
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

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    Backhand me repeatedly, not caring that it's illegal and ask me if I wanted to become a failure.

    If you became a high-class hooker?
    July 3rd, 2011 at 09:21am
  • misery's best friend

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    Disown me.

    If you joined a gang?
    July 3rd, 2011 at 09:30am
  • Little

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    She would tell me to be careful.

    If you came home drunk?
    July 7th, 2011 at 12:55pm
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

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    Belt the cr*p out of me for drinking.

    If you got drunk and threw yourself off a roof, ending up with seventeen stitches, a broken leg and four broken ribs?
    July 7th, 2011 at 01:08pm
  • Little

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    She would cry and make it all about her.

    If you killed a puppy?
    July 7th, 2011 at 01:28pm
  • misery's best friend

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    She would be shocked because I love puppies.

    If you got a 70 year old for a boyfriend/girlfriend?
    July 7th, 2011 at 03:47pm
  • Crash Thrusts.

    Crash Thrusts. (100)

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    Well, she can't do anything about it now, considering I'm eighteen, but she'd probably make fun of me and ask how much money he has. XD

    If she found out you got a tattoo...three years ago?
    July 7th, 2011 at 11:48pm
  • Little

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    She would ask to see it.

    If you smashed a pie into your friend's face?
    July 8th, 2011 at 04:47am
  • misery's best friend

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    She would laugh.

    If you punched a teacher?
    July 8th, 2011 at 02:25pm
  • neonleopardspandex

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    Think I was kidding. Ask why. Realize I wasn't kidding. Argue
    (Do anything that would make me miserable for more than a year, essentially.)

    If you let her read your answers in this discussion? :)
    July 8th, 2011 at 04:14pm