What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

Lock me in the house probably. That or they'd let me to prove their point, which is that I can't function like a proper human being without someone that I'm comfortable with around. I'm not sure which. Would also depend on how vehement I was about it tbh.

Became an adrenaline junkie and started doing things like skydiving, bungee jumping, cliff diving, etc.?

Probably take me to get my head examined. It'd be totally out of character, especially seeing as I'm basically an 80 year old stuck in a 22 year old's body.

Smashed up a guitar in front of them?

Kick my ass just straight up. No other way to put it.

Pierced your tongue?

Scold me. They were really upset when I got my cartilage and nose piercings. I still remember it now--"What do you need all those holes in your body for?!"

Got eloped?

Eh idk. They don't expect me to get married so I think they'd be more confused than anything. Also probably slightly mad that I didn't invite them.

If you told them you were moving away to join a football (soccer, whatever) team?

They would be worried and try to convince me not to pursue that specific sport. But, if they can't stop me, then they would be supportive. But still worried.

If you went to jail?

Kill me. My father would break me out of jail just to kill me and get himself put in jail.

If you joined a travelling circus?

Although they joked about me doing it all my life, I'm pretty sure they would be both angry and very concerned.

Became a groupie?

Probably chastise me and tell me I'm better than that.

Broke a window in their house?

Catapult me into the sun.

Started working in a morgue?

They fully expected I was going to when I was younger tbh so I don't think they'd bother.

Ran over the neighbour's cat?

Scream at me to watch where I'm going.

Decided to go on a juice cleanse?

Laugh and tell me to eat a cake instead, probably.

Spent a whole day binge-watching a television show?

They'd be happy I could concentrate that long

Refused to wear shoes?

I don't think they'd care much at all, but they'd be slightly worried.

Decided to film your own movie?

Depends on the kind of movie no I'm kidding omg they'd probably be confused because I've never shown desire to be an actress

Started your own punk rock band?

Be very confused and make sure I still have my current job?

You snuck the love interest of your life into the house?

I dunno. They'd probably just ask me why I didn't use the front door.

Dyed your hair bright blue?

Probably tell me that I can’t wear anything red or orange again hehe

You got a job opportunity in northern Alaska?

Idk man they'd probably let me do it, they let me live in a country where weed is legal for 6 months so they're pretty much game for anything.

If you broke your mobile phone?