What would your mom (or dad) do if...?

  • Crash Thrusts.

    Crash Thrusts. (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    30
    Location:
    United States
    She would think it was true. XD

    If you broke a window from trying to sneak out?
    July 8th, 2011 at 06:34pm
  • youth and whiskey.

    youth and whiskey. (415)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    27
    Location:
    United States
    She would ask me what I was doing and I would try to lie my way out of it. She would probably believe the lie and attend to my wounds, because God knows I'm clumsy enough that I'd cut my hand or something to pieces.

    If you told them to shut the fuck up?
    July 8th, 2011 at 08:56pm
  • rachel weisz

    rachel weisz (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    Already have and she grounded me for a few days for cursing in front of my brothers.

    Snuck away to a concert?
    July 8th, 2011 at 09:00pm
  • Little

    Little (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    33
    Location:
    Australia
    Ask me why I thought I had to sneak to see a concert since I'm 20 years old and have been allowed to attend concerts for as long as I can remember.

    If you killed your sibling?
    July 9th, 2011 at 12:13pm
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    France
    Kill me before I could say anything.

    If you told her to die?
    July 9th, 2011 at 12:28pm
  • misery's best friend

    misery's best friend (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    St. Helena
    She would be very hurt and cry.

    If they caught you smoking weed?
    July 9th, 2011 at 05:38pm
  • Crash Thrusts.

    Crash Thrusts. (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    30
    Location:
    United States
    She'd be extremely shocked, because she knows I don't like drugs. She wouldn't be able to do anything about it, though.

    If you painted her room her least favorite color?
    July 9th, 2011 at 06:27pm
  • misery's best friend

    misery's best friend (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    St. Helena
    She wouldn't be pissed for too long.

    If you got a tattoo on your face?
    July 10th, 2011 at 05:18am
  • Little

    Little (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    33
    Location:
    Australia
    Tell me I look like an idiot.

    If you started dressing like a peasant woman from the 1920's?
    July 10th, 2011 at 03:09pm
  • Pandorica.

    Pandorica. (150)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Ireland
    Take me clothes shopping.

    Etched a giant penis on to the dinner table?
    July 10th, 2011 at 05:28pm
  • Little

    Little (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    33
    Location:
    Australia
    Yell at me and tell me that I have to buy a new table.

    If you started to cook naked?
    July 11th, 2011 at 04:14am
  • Whatsername?

    Whatsername? (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    31
    Location:
    United States
    Wonder when the hell I learned how to cook.

    If you decided to spontaneously take up trumpet in their house at around three in the morning?
    July 13th, 2011 at 08:17am
  • Little

    Little (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    33
    Location:
    Australia
    Scream at me to be quiet.

    If you pretended to be a witch?
    July 13th, 2011 at 08:48am
  • solo sunrise

    solo sunrise (260)

    :
    Bibliophile
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    Neutral Zone
    Roll her eyes and say, "It's not Halloween yet!"

    If you stole a pink scooter?
    July 13th, 2011 at 08:51am
  • Little

    Little (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    33
    Location:
    Australia
    Laugh at me and ask where I stole it from. Then, she'd make me keep it in the garage so they neighbours don't see it.

    If you started only speaking in haiku?
    July 13th, 2011 at 08:54am
  • the redhead's cho

    the redhead's cho (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    35
    Location:
    United States
    Look at me funny and then tell me to stop.

    If you started speaking about yourself in the third person?
    July 13th, 2011 at 09:45am
  • Little

    Little (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    33
    Location:
    Australia
    Ask me what the hell I'm doing and tell me to stop acting stupid.

    If you moved out of home?
    July 13th, 2011 at 09:47am
  • the power of justice

    the power of justice (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    France
    At this age? Hit the roof and yell herself hoarse. But when I'm older, like when I'm in university and stuff, she wouldn't say anything, just tell me to look after myself.

    If you lost the most expensive item she/he owned?
    July 13th, 2011 at 09:53am
  • Little

    Little (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    33
    Location:
    Australia
    Yell and scream at me, threaten to come into my room and break my things then tell everyone what a terrible person I am. Then yell and threaten me some more.

    Same?
    July 13th, 2011 at 12:34pm
  • Gabby.

    Gabby. (100)

    :
    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    27
    Location:
    United States
    Sell all of my possessions and then sell ME to a traveling circus.

    If you totaled their car?
    July 13th, 2011 at 08:51pm