The object to the right of you...

  • spacejunkie

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    ...Is your weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse!

    What is it, and how do you rate your chances of survival out of ten?

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    My weapon is apparently my phone. Given that it's a hefty Nokia, I rate my chances at 10/10!

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    This is the kind of thread that appears everywhere on the internet. If it's a duplicate, delete.
    February 19th, 2012 at 09:02pm
  • purple haze.

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    The object to my right is my bed.
    I reckon I could either use it to barricade my room or hide under the covers cus we all know monsters can't get you if you're under a blanket. File
    So I give it... 9/10 tehe
    February 19th, 2012 at 10:50pm
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    Camera.

    Considering I love it, I'd be pretty hesitant to use it, but it's pretty hefty and the strap would allow some leverage and distance. 7/10. XD
    February 19th, 2012 at 11:17pm
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    my fork.

    fuck yeah. lmfao stabbing zombies with a fork.
    i'm so screwed. 2/10 lmfao
    February 19th, 2012 at 11:21pm
  • The Master

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    Mine is...a wall. lmfao

    If I could wield a wall, it'd be pretty sweet. It's also useful for hiding behind. However, it's not portable and I'm just not strong enough. 5/10.
    February 19th, 2012 at 11:30pm
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    My TV remote.

    Think I say I got a slim shot. 4/10.
    February 19th, 2012 at 11:54pm
  • sainted swan

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    A check book.

    ........seeing as it's paper, I got 0% (0/10) chance of winning against zombies. lmfao
    February 20th, 2012 at 12:55am
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    A pillow... 1/10. XD
    February 20th, 2012 at 12:57am
  • outtahereyall

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    my space heater, i give that a 8/10. because c'mon, heat + heavy, but it'd be hard to fling around even though it's not too haevy, and it's got a cord to sling it.
    February 20th, 2012 at 01:10am
  • spacejunkie

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    Now I have a powerpoint. I would have to use it creatively to get a 2/10.
    February 20th, 2012 at 01:37am
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    A pillow.... I'm gonna say -4/10 lmfao
    February 20th, 2012 at 01:43am
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    A poster of Gerard Way.
    Well. I guess it could be used as a distraction. 7/10
    February 20th, 2012 at 01:47am
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    My DS XD

    I guess I could throw it, so... 2/10
    February 20th, 2012 at 02:02am
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    I now have some psychological research papers.

    Aside from boring them to death, I have no chance. 0/10.
    February 20th, 2012 at 02:12am
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    I have some chocolate-covered almonds. lmfao
    Unless they're allergic, I've got a chance of 0/10 XD
    February 20th, 2012 at 02:15am
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    An Ethernet cord.

    I SHALL KILL THEM WITH THE INTERWEBZ. I give myself a 1/10 XD
    February 20th, 2012 at 02:41am
  • sainted swan

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    Now? Tissues.

    Still 0% (0/10). I WOULD DIE. lmfao
    February 20th, 2012 at 02:44am
  • Takanori Matsumoto.

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    lmfao a spoon.

    i can gouge out their eyes until they grab me. lmfao 1/10.
    February 20th, 2012 at 02:46am
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    A fan.

    I can lift it and throw it at a zombie or take of the protective cover and set it to the highest speed setting and use it to cut their heads off. XD I'll give it a 10/10
    February 20th, 2012 at 04:16am
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    To my right? A fume hood (I'm in Chemistry)

    It's got a nice little door that slides up and down that I could possibly cut a head off with, if I could manage to get the head underneath it in the first place. I give it a 5/10
    February 20th, 2012 at 08:37pm