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  • Takanori Matsumoto.

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    lots of glass. Weird

    i can stab some bitches.
    7/10.
    February 20th, 2012 at 08:47pm
  • This.Useless.Heart.

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    my cellular phone
    well, fuck. Facepalm 2/10
    February 20th, 2012 at 08:57pm
  • amaranthine.

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    A small bottle of hand sanitiser.

    I guess I could squirt them in the eye with it, though it would run out quickly. I'll give it 1/10. Facepalm
    February 20th, 2012 at 08:57pm
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    salt shaker.

    since we're fighting zombies and not ghosts, i'm pretty fucked. i could throw it, and maybe knock a zombie out, though, so i'll give it 2/10.
    February 20th, 2012 at 08:59pm
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    An empty pack of chewing gum.
    If it had been full, and I didn't have braces, maybe I could've done some chewing and stuck them but... since it's now just a tiny cardboard box capable of only poking the eyes, I think 1/10.
    February 20th, 2012 at 09:21pm
  • spacejunkie

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    A pair of headphones.

    I suppose I could ignore them until I'm dead...? 0/10.
    February 21st, 2012 at 03:48am
  • Dasha.

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    The USB cord to charge my phone.

    Well, I could us it to choke them possibly but that means they have to get really really close sooooo, not much of a chance lmfao I rate it 1/10
    February 21st, 2012 at 04:46am
  • UsagiChaan

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    My phone.

    Well, I could barricade myself in a room and call a friend who would be more prepared for a zombie apocalypse than me, so maybe a 7/10? lmfao
    February 21st, 2012 at 09:53pm
  • Siriano;

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    A throw blanket.

    0/10

    XD
    February 21st, 2012 at 11:10pm
  • the dream maker.

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    My laptop charger.

    It's a cord, so I might be able to choke some zombies long enough to run away...provided that I get close to them without dying first.

    05/10
    February 22nd, 2012 at 02:00am
  • Takanori Matsumoto.

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    a phonebook.
    /why is it always a melee weapon my creys lmfao

    um. i can swing it and hit things in the face and throw it when i'm ready to run. so, um. 5/10?
    February 22nd, 2012 at 02:32am
  • losing control.

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    A teacup.

    ...I don't even know. I could throw it at them I guess? I'd be screwed. 1/10 XD
    February 22nd, 2012 at 02:44am
  • hephaestus

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    My phone.
    A wimpy touch screen that I drop all the time.

    0/10
    February 22nd, 2012 at 02:59am
  • lozzieee who.

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    Wuthering Heights. Fuck, they could read it and die of boredom I guess. It is kinda heavy, I could throw it... 1/10 Facepalm
    February 24th, 2012 at 02:22pm
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    Wuthering Heights. They could read it and die of boredom I guess. It is kinda heavy, I could throw it... 1/10 Facepalm
    February 24th, 2012 at 02:22pm
  • hephaestus

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    Clockwork Prince... Captivating book, but not enough to kill Zombies with.
    1/10
    February 24th, 2012 at 04:22pm
  • This.Useless.Heart.

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    a wall.

    I am obviously backed against a wall, and therefore toast.
    0/10
    February 24th, 2012 at 05:12pm
  • Tom Fletcher.

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    a textbook on the first world war.
    February 24th, 2012 at 07:57pm
  • solo sunrise

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    My glasses. 1/10
    February 28th, 2012 at 02:35am
  • traceuse.

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    A toy lightsaber. It is pretty good for hitting, but not so good at cutting off heads, so I'll give it 5/10 for defence
    If it was a real lightsaber though, 10/10
    February 28th, 2012 at 01:24pm
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