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  • LovesNocturne

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    My water bottle. I just slammed it against the palm of my hand and I'm sure it could break through the skull if hit repeatedly. I'd give it a 6/10 because it would be energy consuming doing that, but on the plus side it holds water so I won't be thirsty in the apocalypse.
    May 7th, 2014 at 12:31am
  • archivist

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    My phone. Good for about two days before I have to start using it as a blunt melee weapon. Cool.
    May 7th, 2014 at 12:36am
  • Rachel-Marie

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    My laptop charger.

    I'd say 7/10

    It could be used for strangling, tripping, or just whipping around.
    May 7th, 2014 at 01:02am
  • the god of mischief.

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    A window....so I'll go with a 7/10; I could make a good shank from it.
    May 7th, 2014 at 02:15am
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    A wall.

    Virtually useless.

    - 10/10
    May 7th, 2014 at 09:36am
  • LovesNocturne

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    A metal bookmark. If I stab a zombie through the eye and just keep jabbing it through the eye socket, just maybe I can get to the brain, but I doubt that.
    Could potentially hurt another human with ill intentions though, if I need to get away in a struggle with said human being.
    So, 5/10.
    May 8th, 2014 at 01:43am
  • ponder hop.

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    A pen. Stabby stabby in the eye and brain. But it's pretty crappy plastic that breaks easy when you step on it or hit it hard. Not very useful. Hah.
    4/10.
    May 8th, 2014 at 03:49am
  • archivist

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    My maths homework. Let's just bore them all to the afterlife.
    May 8th, 2014 at 06:09am
  • louis tomlinson.

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    my TV remote. I could possibly whack them with it, throw it at their heads, etc. Maybe a 5/10 if I'm lucky.
    May 24th, 2014 at 06:20am
  • nearly witches.

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    An oversized shirt. I can...suffocate them with it? 4/10 probably, considering I don't think zombies need to breathe anyway.
    May 26th, 2014 at 05:41pm
  • peach kitten

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    My pillow! Unless these zombies can't handle a soft lumpy pillow, my chances are 3/10.
    May 29th, 2014 at 06:42pm
  • archivist

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    A rolly chair. Hell yeah. Roll away into the glorious sunset, then bash heads in with the chair's legs.
    May 29th, 2014 at 07:49pm
  • nearly witches.

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    My hairdryer. That thing is invincible, 10/10 chance of survival.
    May 29th, 2014 at 08:30pm
  • FuckNo

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    Pillow. 0/10 unless by 'zombies' you mean someone in desperate need of a nap, and then my odds of survival go up to 10/10.
    May 30th, 2014 at 06:30am
  • nearly witches.

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    My iPad. 0/10, it'll just shatter if I try to hit anyone with the bloody thing.
    May 30th, 2014 at 12:48pm
  • FuckNo

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    Set of kitchen knives + pair of scissors (it's all in one holder so I'm counting it as one), so it's 10/10 if the zombies are slow. Approximately a 7/10 if they're fast.
    May 30th, 2014 at 06:54pm
  • Gypsy Soul

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    The game of life.... 5/10. There's choking hazards. And a board to hit with. And 'money' for those previously rich(maybe I could bribe them).
    May 31st, 2014 at 03:30am
  • saegusa.

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    My Guitar Hero guitar controller. I could bash some heads in if I try hard enough, maybe choke them with the strap (though zombies don't need to breathe, soooo). Mm, 7/10? It's gonna get tiring swinging this hunk of plastic 'round and 'round.
    May 31st, 2014 at 04:18am
  • Gypsy Soul

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    Uhm a weightbench. So. If I was like. The hulk. Superceffective.
    May 31st, 2014 at 04:31am
  • nearly witches.

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    My Crybaby pedal. It's a massive slab of metal and can withstand me standing on it when I want to make stupid noises with my guitar, so I'm going to assume it's pretty hardy. I'm going to say 9/10 because it's heavy as hell and does serious damage when it hits bones (not that I've ever hit anyone with it Shifty)
    June 1st, 2014 at 11:55pm